Old ham, banana man, naked mermaid in a clam.

[crazyhermitdm]

How I feel DMing my group

[centaurcentral]

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

[greekceltic]

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

[ironychan]

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

[vanilla0chinchilla]

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

[hostduraravros]

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

[orriculum]

what you think writing in your grimoire will be like

what it’s actually like:

[doomsdaylauder]

Me: *has 9000 candles*

Me: *is always burning incense*

Me: *has tarot cards and a visible altar*

Me:*always has crystals on hand*

Someone: Are you a witch?

Me: wHAT??? Me????? N o i'M noT a. W I t c h DON'T BE SILLY, SILLY! !!

[doomsdaylauder]

It’s a real power move naming your daughter Stacy. It implies you have it going on.

[meawbin]

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[doomsdaylauder]

Am I the only person who doesn't care what other people are doing in bed? As long as it’s safe and consensual.

[puppy95]

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[etica]

[majewaaa33]

[chrossrank]

Tubular Bells

[doomsdaylauder]

How to take anything seriously???

[billfrancois]

Spooky Ghoul Facts with your local Undead Expert, Truffle the Witch! 

[witchoffires-blog]

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

[witchoffires-blog]

My sister came up with some cult rules.

Do not deny the spooky.

Be nice to children.

Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.

Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.

Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.

No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.

Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.

Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.

Be nice to animals.

Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.

You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.

idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.

can yall think of anything else?

[witchoffires-blog]

OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.

have fun yodeling my friends

[doomsdaylauder]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[toonomon]

I’m playing Pokemon Gold and I have a Dunsparce on my team whose main attack is Rage. And the Silk Scarf was apparently called the Pink Bow in 2nd gen. So, of course, I gave it to him and this is the image that popped into my head. I love my little bundle of rage. His name is Nimbus.