doorsey

haven’t used this in a while. 22 years old and studying medicine in Boston. feels so scary getting old

[prettycolors]

#57a89d

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Only introverts could hate themselves for going to a social event and hate themselves for not going to a social event.

[ka3l]

just go enjoy your life, 

[tachibanacaps]

It’s my fault.

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

[twotheleft]

[gifsboom]

[youngbloodbuzz]

#when you pull an all nighter and your friends ask you if u ok

[ralfmaximus]

[sinnohqueen]

[braunerbear]

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

[neeteryincorporated]

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

[sinnohqueen]

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

[poppliopup]

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

[vento-argento]

[zodiacsociety]

How each Zodiac Sign react to being embarassed:

ARIES: sudden burst of big laugther then smacks everyone to shut up.

TAURUS: freezes and doesn’t move or hugs the nearest thing/person they find safety in. 

GEMINI: turns bright red and tries to embarrass everyone else.

CANCER: crying a flood of tears

LEO: silently crying in the inside with a little smile to mask their pain.

VIRGO: is super chill or gets really really angry because it’s someone elses fault that they got embarassed in the first place! 

LIBRA: laughs and cries at the same time.

SCORPIO: anyone who laughs is now considered an enemy

SAGITTARIUS: being super defensive that it wasn’t their fault

CAPRICORN: standing in a corner with head tilted down

AQUARIUS: hides their face

PISCES: thinks about it for the longest time and occasionally remembers from time to time so they randomly trigger themselves.

[futbolwag]

I hate this website so much shoutout to ppl who deleted

[ruinedchildhood]

[doorsey-blog]

me: thinks about u

my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖

[paxamericana]

[janineknows-deactivated20151221]

i thought this was the onion but

[classicalliberalleague]

The Washington Post headline is the best one.

[twilightown]

Hold👏Me👏Whatever👏Lies👏Beyond👏This👏Morn👏ing👏is👏a👏little👏later👏on👏