mage hand hand job

i sell pronouns and pronoun accessories (29/he/they) under 18 dni please i will soft block if you arent a grown ass adult

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[thefieldsareonfire]

vashwood vashwood vashwood vashwood

[sewagesorcerer]

forgot how fugly my custom html version of my tumblr is LMAO

purposely added that version as my only social media on battlenet as a treefrog warning

[bearie]

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

[bearie]

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

[bearie]

things have been bad for me lately

[jayevrd]

clumsy & drunk

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[ohhelloimsotired]

Me on call with my friend as they show me their latest project

[silly-blue-gosling]

once i sent my friend that image of mark wantey and for some reason he thought that i sent him a photo of gordon ramsey

[jupiterscorpse]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[sewagesorcerer]

if you really sit down and think about it spellcasters in dnd are basically stand users

(this is my arcane trickster rogue 8/wizard 2 dragonborn beau belvedere!!!! hes a gay farmer with a cute tiefling husband named aelish and theyre both now more powerful than they couldve ever imagined when they were back home in waterdeep)

[flying-potato2]

hai do,nt be mad but i invited every bunnies evr to yuor house for luncg. and yesd. itold thwm uou had lettucw anf stawberies. so basicaly don,t even be scared a little ok?

[parakeet]

my tomodachi life miis are in the process of making their own cylinder building. when i questioned this with michael (who i've deduced to be the leader) he says they want to make it big enough to come meet me 'for real'. don't like that. considering knocking it down and garbling the lingo to put them off. might split them into groups and put them on separate mini islands as well just to be safe but maybe that's overkill

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[alena-draws]

Sketch that might or might not get more fleshed out... Was thinking of Wolfwood's devotion to Vash while drawing this :') le Sigh! Two Trimax panels in particular that just destroy me.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[senatortedcruz]

The dead horse beats me