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[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic

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[dabblingindissent]

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

if I'm being honest there is nothing I want more

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

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[eschocat]

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[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[dizzybuns]

People: oh, rabbits are such low maintenance pets!

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