Here I go shitposting again @doots42 - Tumblr Blog

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

crunchbuttsteak

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

crunchbuttsteak

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

butiki

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

himborc

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

drtanner

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

iwontletitfadeaway

LOCKEDD INNN HEREE WITH MEEEEEEE

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my-wanton-self-deactivated20191

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

blackarachnya

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lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

xekos-heroes

catchymemes

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

kittenoftheinternet

they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!

the-dragonlords-lair

So were fine, as long as nobody was horny on main

the-dragonlords-lair

Whats your question @gun-flame ?

the-dragonlords-lair

You What?

sometransgal

Why do Goblins have to eat trash? Why can’t goblin cuisine simply have a strong emphasis on fermentation and controlled spoilage?

Like fermentation stinks to high heaven and you typically hide it away in dark and cool places. It fits lore wise for a creature that lives in a cave and is described as unclean.

Anyway this has been food for thought

bramblepatch

concept: a setting where every race has a different preferred method of food preservation and each of them is pretty sure that everyone else is ruining their food - goblinoids are masters of fermented foods, elves make exquisite sundried fruits and jerkies, dwarf cities have enchanted walk-in freezers hewn from living stone, gnomes can pickle anything, orcish smokehouses are legendary.

humans and halflings don’t have their own signature food preservation methods, but are notable for being willing to eat everyone else’s trail rations.

prismatic-bell

Goblins also have an EXQUISITE mushroom cuisine. A single package of genuine goblin-grown shelf mushrooms can be worth more than gold in some regions.

animatedamerican

Okay, yes to all of this, but consider: FUSION CUISINE.

Some adventurous gnome starts using elf-dried berries and herbs in their pickling vat. Some curious orc discovers what happens when you smoke goblin-fermented fish. An elf defies all tradition and starts adding both orcish curing seasonings and goblin-made vinegar to their jerky. A couple of dwarves and halflings working together accidentally invent ice cream and nobody knows how.

kayas-wife

food for thought, more like food for fantasy adventure company

justsomeantifas

straight people: we should really congratulate all the folks involved in the stonewall riots

me: sure yeah.

straight people:

me: i don’t know what i was expecting.

ashlynnbun

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is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet

third legendary for sword and shield leaked

goodstuffhappenedtoday

incidentally-its-nonsense

Everyone someone says that being trans is just a phase because there are no old trans people, I think of situations like this. So many people hid who they were because the world wasn’t as accepting.