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names chris, and honestly - i couldn’t decide what image to use for this. so have two of them. australian and if you mention shrimp on the barbie, i will fight you. i’m a trainee tattooist down on the boardwalk. so if you want some idiot to draw on you, then i’m your guy. 

@chrisnotsidedish to hear rad stories about the rat that’s been chilling outside the shop for the past few hours.

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unfollow x

my work shifts have gone up 10fold and i can’t keep up with internet kife and here. thank you for having me babies and i’ll be back when things have calmed

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before i pass out for the night, like this n i’ll come chat your ear off losers.

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issa tidy up in the studio day and i have absolutely nothing to do. sup?

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i’m in the halloween spirit already send help. gonna carve everyone gengar pumpkins omg

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accidentally grossed the housemate out by telling him ate witchetty grubs for a while.

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like please half of his island is a pitfall assault course i’m NEVER GONNA SELL MY TURNIPS

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so... i went to visit jeno’s animal crossing island and before i even stepped on the damn ground -- in the deepest voice he goes “you will not survive pitfall hell to make it to main land.”

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yall all i wanna do is sleep i’m so damn unwell.

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alright ladies gents and non binary folks sometimes i hate being an english and koream speaker because sometimes words fail me and sentences end up going hi mate how you 하기

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my mood is so fucking terrible god damn

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okay so i had a six hour sitting yesterday and this idiot thought it would be fun to drink before hand. got that worked up she puked and then passed out two hours in. i’m never doing large sittings like that again

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new icon. still weird 

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yo wtf is my ICON

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UNBLOCK ME

shes needy 

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officially a part of the ryujin cult

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you look like zarya from overwatch :)

i hate you