[boymiffy]

fade into you is actually the song of all time. mornings evenings car drives walks sunsets heartbreak joy when it rains when the sun sets headaches and most importantly sex

[havingapoemwithyou]

An Optimism By Cameron Awkward-Rich

[lavenderprose]

Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.

[carolsturka]

this week has been so long and it's monday

[fuckrozanov]

i like when ilya is mean AND i like when ilya is nice #WeDoExist #StopTheErasure #MyMultitudes

[doomedmutual]

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[stardstgf]

jude bellingham jersey in the mail

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[peachyjude]

and i do think shane keeps that soft blue hoodie from their emotionally significant first time anal hookup… even though it’s faded and it doesn’t fit him anymore. it’s really been through the ringer from how much he wore it, especially those first few years. i think he keeps it tucked in the back of his closet, or maybe a bin, he doesn’t even pull it out when he and ilya eventually move in together and get married — his little keepsake. and one day when they’re cleaning out their things, the years they’ve spent together evident in just how much they have in their house, ilya finds that blue hoodie, and his heart stutters. he can hardly breathe all of a sudden, remembering the boy in the stairwell looking up at him with stars in his eyes. the boy that was so sweet and shy and perfect for him that first time. how easily he came apart under ilya, warm and pliant. the way it felt natural between them, the way they fit so well. the way ilya knew, even then, that they could be something. were something, something bigger than he could fathom.

and shane finds ilya there, hoodie in his hands, frozen in silence. “oh,” shane says, “that’s — i probably should’ve gotten rid of that ages ago.” ilya looks at him then, still half choked, blurts out, “never. you’re never getting rid of it.” and it dawns on shane that ilya must know why he kept it, all those years. the hidden reel of memories they share between them.

“i wore it for days afterward,” shane says, because he can, now. “because it smelled like you, a little. it was almost like — you were holding me, still. kissing me. kinda stupid, isn’t it?”

and ilya promptly bursts into tears all over the hoodie.

[kosmogrl]

[jesterlesbian]

has anyone else seen sasha’s actor and JJ’s actor are like close friends now and running around paris together. i hadn’t even considered sasha/JJ….. but sasha does speak french doesn’t he….

[jesterlesbian]

[russianblush]

hudparis is among us

[actuallysara]

happy

[fadeintoyou1993]

when mitski said one word from you and i would jump off of this ledge i'm on baby tell me dont so i can crawl back in and then she went and said and i was so young when i behaved 25 yet now i find i've grown into a tall child and i dont wanna go home in only one fucking song like damn bitch hold on a minute before you start with me

[fadeintoyou1993]