⚰︎ . codes bro

smelly stoner dude in my horse era

[dopesickfreak]

BE MY HOMEDAWG!!

Cody / Bro . 8TEEN questioning sys

dc . same user here

Music is my everything, man.

MUSIC I LIKE

Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, Korn, Snot, Pitchshifter, Primer 55, Static X, MF Doom, DJ Screw, Miss Construction, KMFDM, Bloodhound Gang, Tyler, The Creator, NIN, The Garden, Green Day, Crowbar, Snoop Dog, Semetary, Matt Martians, Pink Floyd, Mac DeMarco and wayyy way more. Ask me about it.

OTHER SHIT I LIKE

South Park, Minecraft, GTA, Smiling Friends, Homestuck, Fight Club, ATHF or literally anything adult swim related, Postal, etc.

BYF

I'm a weirdo freak stoner. So I'll freakpost a lot and talk about drug use often obviously. Please don't interact if you're under 16-17, are pro-contact, or are TCC or if you like zero day.

Interact. I don't bite.

[dopesickfreak]

pokes you. pokes you.. do something cool man

You want me to draw more stridercest clop? Yes I can do that...

[dopesickfreak]

duude watch this sick fucking cartwheel 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️

YOO HOLY SHIT GET IT BRAH

[striderbmine]

NEEIIIIGH. NEIGH. NEEIIIGGH. WHINNNNIES. SLAPS MY HOOVES ON MY KEYBOARD OUT OF ANGER.

[dopesickfreak]

Dreaming about the cutest lil bunny bro who gets all squirmy and nervous everytime I blow smoke in his pretty mouth. Saying he doesn't know how to give big boy kisses and he wiggles in my lap. He doesn't think about my gloved hands on his hips since he's distracted by how funny and dumb he feels. GETS A BONER!!!!!!!

[cispriest]

Little altar boy who can't control his face when he looks at me. Little altar boy who thinks I don't notice how often he glances at me throughout the sermon. Little alter boy who prays to God everyday for this unnatural attraction to go away.

Little alter boy who's forgotten all about his God when he's on his knees, his lips wrapped around my dick. Little alter boy who cries so prettily when my cock hits the back of his throat, over and over. Little alter boy who lives and breathes to serve me, after the revelation he's just had.

[hitchhikercorpse-deactivated202]

Jiggle my bawls all the way to Niagara falls

cody..cody please put your penis away…

[dopesickfreak]

you’re the hottest horse ever

OOOUF. GETS A BONER. BUSTS ALL OVER YOU. Sorry. Got excited.

[dopesickfreak]

I hate how jealous I get. It's real embarrassing. I get jealous even when she talks to anyone else. I really gotta get my shit under control, I gotta lock in bro I don't wanna scare off the huzz. But also all these mfs keep flirting with her and asking her out LIKE SHE DOES NOT FUCKING WANT YOU OKAY. THATS MY BIIIIITCH!!!!! NOT YOURS. GET YOUR OWN! WHINNIES OUT OF HATE.

I would never trust anyone with her. I would never give a flower to a gorilla, that's stupid. Shes the sweetest most genuine person on the planet and these mfs just wanna take advantage of her. I can't let that happen. I get so fucking jealous and real protective like I wanna reach through the screen and choke a mf out GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!!!! And I miss her. She's literally a tiger bunny angel siiigh. I love her. Shes the best ever and she doesn't deserve these slimey weirdos trynna molest her bro.

[detective-queer]

I get violently turned on when people obscure post about me , massive boner . . . Anyways ,

[hitchhikercorpse-deactivated202]

TODAY & LIKE IN GENERAL IS SO PEAK!!

okay like the worst day these days was the best day a year ago !! i’m so fucking joyous !!! i became a huge substance lover NOT ABUSER! and then i go outside a lot more and go to the beach & blast my fav music & text my friends!! and i also got an interview to host at my favorite beach store!!! i can dress up so cute!!

OMG & CODY MADE ME A PLAYLIST!!! i usually don’t see music gifts important but cody is like super personal about music so this dude just gave me his soul & ITS SOOO GOOD!! i’d share it off but i don’t want to if he don’t want me idk?? BUT HES SO COOL!! i love cody so much it confuses me sometimes but i don’t want to ruin anything good !! & it’s not like a relationship love or a FP thing — i had those before i just actually can’t get enough of him he’s so fun to be around — eek!!

and then i get mango boba slushies all the time & i play games & i started going CRAZY on overwatch like do NOT let me catch you when im on doomfist its OVER!!!! okay i run away now to play games & get high again bheee !

[dopesickfreak]

I LOVE MY TIGER LADY!! She's soo sweet and she. She makes my nonchalant ass giggle. She makes my heart feel funny I get so excited. I'm soo overjoyed that she loves my playlist I made for HERRR dude. She. Blushing and twirling my mane. She makes me feel all funny, makes me feel like I'mma explode out of excitement. Like ain't nobody make me excited and all happy and dorky like she does. She RIIIIIIIPPPSS my nonchalant cool dude skin off and smooches my soul. Ugh. Love her.

[hitchhikercorpse-deactivated202]

sometimes i get a little sad that im not living the life when it comes to romantical things but then i have to realize I HAVE THE BEST BRO EVER!!! LIKE DIVA WHY ARE YOU SAD??

like i never got bros before hoes cause i always valued relationships more than friendships but if you don’t pass the cody test — YOURE OUTTA HEREEE !! i trust cody even if he’s just a biggg ol dumb pony who hooves at me for attention like all the time .

and one day i’ll get my own partner then be like DOUBLE happy !! i can’t wait tehee !! i do hope we get someone in anons cause we LOVE the mystery & somewhat the hunt??

[dopesickfreak]

YOU HEAR THAT TALIA FANS. You gotta go through me first if you wanna pursue my homegirl. I gotta sniff you. Make sure you're not a weirdo creep or someone whose gonna mess with her. All you mfs who have crushes on my homie gotta go through my HOE CHECKER 3000. I know best. Trust your horse friend always. Plus who needs hoes when you got good friends who care about you. You don't need a romantic relationship to feel fulfilled. Sometimes you just need a good bro. Yk.

[princess-unico]

Full family polyamory is underrated. Why is it always "momson is best" "brocon is better!!" "No no, siscon!" "Dadson!" Why isnt it "the whole family kisses eachother"

Open your mind. Incest is wincest. And that means to maximize winning you must maximize your incest.

[hitchhikercorpse-deactivated202]

dude i appreciate my best friend so much i loveee cody pony bro — i feel awkward because a lot of people often come & go in my life but he keeps me around & calls me his homegirl like woah . . . i think we’ve been friends for like . . . 3 months already ?? i swear he’s like the first friend i WOULDNT drop if had to im fighting for this horse boy . apples & sugar cubes for em !

[dopesickfreak]

Clop. Brodave clop. Uncensored on my twidder stallionstrider or idk. DM me and ask.

[hitchhikercorpse-deactivated202]

Can we touch tips. A little. Just a little.

boy you know you would’ve forced it even if i said no , you’re a EVIL & PUSHY horse !!