day older, a little bit bolder

howdy. you can call me motor. i like young the giant an awful lot. i've seen them a few times. even met them. YTG / Young the Giant

[tibets]

[saviourfinn]

#can’t be no competition when you’re the only one lmao

[retrotrash-deactivated20180109]

Seriously, melt them all down.

[wuqs]

[advancewars2]

Why is the vine of the two dudes chanting “you better watch out” not circulating?

[abyssticus]

gotchu

[relishboi]

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

[relishboi]

have to do everything myself

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[dinuguan]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[kuttithevangu]

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

[sadboybrigade]

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

[retroactivebakeries]

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

[sadboybrigade]

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

[kuttithevangu]

That’s my grandpa

[lesbeet]

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

[wombatking]

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

[trapcard]

this is SO funny

[gingerglides]

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.

They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

[gayingmantis]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YES GOOD

V WHOLESOME <3

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you should get a cat or three. very clean animal; precise.

A cat wrote this

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[awwww-cute]

[buzzfeed]

[wish7master]

[manicpixiesdreamdragon]

someone call a Belmont

[lizawithazed]

Okay I know what’s actually going on here but my brain won’t stop yelling “THE MOON IS MELTING”