slutty dracula

retired, once glorious Lou blog. moved to @shakedog

[dopeyjoe]

Any Lou Reed fan born after 1942 can’t cook... all they know is leather jackets, bleach they hair, smoke cigarettes, be bisexual, shit on Metal Machine Music & lie

[dopeyjoe]

hello my loves i am writing this on my shit crap computer at 6am bc i was logged out of this account permanently on all other devices (broke my phone n lost all passwords and this blog is literally like 9 yrs old so i have no idea what the password to this email is lmao) as you´ve maybe noticed from my inactive girl summer. anyway i am here to inform all my lovely mutuals that i´ve made a new blog!! @shakedog I´ll be sharing my writing projects and the usual brainfarting I already did here for years, just slightly less Lou related probably. anyway I´d LOVE for u guys to check out the new blog, I´ve followed some of you for like half a decade and it´d break my heart to lose u!! I´ll be logging on here occasionally if my laptop doesnt explode. see u on shakedog!!

[fairycosmos]

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

[hyenabogblog]

Please remember that you do the exact same thing. Let’s give each other some grace and hope that we can work to heal each other.

[fairycosmos]

i actually don't say fucked up shit to children

[thequeensownketchup-deactivated]

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

[vampyrequeen2007-deactivated202]

[my-holy-hour]

he’s so everything

[millikessler]

jennifer tilly tuesday

[psycho-positive]

I wish people with stress induced psychosis a very good night

I wish people with substance abuse induced psychosis a very good night

I wish people with schizophrenia (and all disorders in that field) a very good night

I wish people with bipolar induced psychosis a very good night

I wish people with brain trauma induced psychosis a very good night

I wish people with psychosis a very good night

[foggy-ghosts]

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

[dopeyjoe]

looking at pictures of my grandma in the early 70s and getting melancholic bc she is genuinely the kindest, most loving and nurturing person on the planet and seeing her in her early twenties, smiling and vibrant and lovely, knowing that the day she married my grandpa she got stuck in a very emotionally abusive situation that'd fuck her up even after his death, getting stuck in a limbo where she's never really lived for herself but just to serve a husband who never appreciated her enough, to raise children just for my uncle to never visit, it kind of breaks my heart. She had the whole world in her hands but she never embraced it. Three generations, probably more of women growing up to become people pleasers, it's breaking my heart. She looked just like my mother when she was twenty. She looked just like me.

[dopeyjoe]

i think about her all the time.

[dopeyjoe]

looking at pictures of my grandma in the early 70s and getting melancholic bc she is genuinely the kindest, most loving and nurturing person on the planet and seeing her in her early twenties, smiling and vibrant and lovely, knowing that the day she married my grandpa she got stuck in a very emotionally abusive situation that'd fuck her up even after his death, getting stuck in a limbo where she's never really lived for herself but just to serve a husband who never appreciated her enough, to raise children just for my uncle to never visit, it kind of breaks my heart. She had the whole world in her hands but she never embraced it. Three generations, probably more of women growing up to become people pleasers, it's breaking my heart. She looked just like my mother when she was twenty. She looked just like me.

[catchymemes]

[dopeyjoe]

my tummy starts hurting in the middle of my spring cleaning day. Lord why do you wish for me to live in filth? do you so desire to see me suffer??

[dopeyjoe]

trying to get trad goth dilf to watch tlou (he needs to understand We Are Literally Ellie & Joel) and this could go two ways; either he'll love it or he'll have like a ptsd panic attack from all the scenes where Joel maims and kills people. Wish me luck I'll keep u updated

[dopeyjoe]

thinking about how ziggy stardust is the good to zinc alloy's evil

[dopeyjoe]

I need to eat pussy this instant or I'll die

[dopeyjoe]

if Lou knew me he would invent a whole new genre of hatecrime just for me I think. He would call me names and I would cry. Love that.