Casual Clanker

Agender Shark Butch. 28. TLT, Star Wars, and Magic are pretty cool. Feel free to chat. Horny on main.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[ominous-signs]

Ignore that last one I posted

Wrong blog.

Okay, I’ve got another bunch.

See below:

And lastly, another example from my own home:

Official ominous sign(s)

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[naamahdarling]

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[dragongirlsweetie]

the nice thing about slimegirls is that's it's sort of an auxiliary girltype. like you could be basically any other type of girl and also a slimegirl and it would work perfect easy. you should try it. you should be a slime girl

[dragongirlsweetie]

everyone get slimier now

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

[catilinas]

google search. tengwar sans serif

[catilinas]

scream.

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[vyvilha]

prehistoric people make me cry so easily it is not even funny. and i don't mean it as a some kind of hyperbole okay i mean like straight up red-faced weeping when i think about bad dürrenberg burial

[vyvilha]

"around 6400 BC, approximately 600 years after her death, a pair of antler headdresses with feather and plant fibre decoration were buried 3 ft (0.91 m) from her grave, suggesting she was remembered and revered centuries later."

[alivehouse]

offering the venus of willendorf some of my taro milk tea

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[herpsandbirds]

[tractorgoth]

Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote

[wizardpotions]

my personal experience of Iron Lung is sooo special to me. i watched the movie in the cinema but i had poured a 15% ABV alcoholic energy drink directly into my slushy which sank directly to the bottom, failed to consider this, essentially skulled that whole drink before the credits were even finished and was so drunk i dont remember any of the movie other than that i continued to sip my second drink every time markilplier said "fuck" or "when there was blood on screen" and then tried to rewatch it in 144p on a projector on my BLUE living room wall where it looked like the evil version of Iron Lung where instead of blood it was shit. not had any thoughts about the movie ever since and i think thats very beautiful. someone tell Markiplier im sorry.

[itsgotgills]

It’s important that everyone knows he lives in my house

[wizardpotions]

realised i meant trailers and not credits, killing myself

[wizard-email]