/ɛt ˈtu ˌbɹutɛ/

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Why is Halloween only one day

Why can’t we make it an official week-long festival or something 

There’s so much to be done on Halloween and you can’t do it all in one day 

[pyrapoison]

babsdraws Sailor Moon cosplay 🌙

[wnq-writers]

‘Are you okay?’ Actually my hands are aching from carrying the weight of others. My eyes aren’t closing because the monsters that haunt me, are from the nightmares I cry about. My heart has been stolen, by someone who wouldn’t return it. My legs are tired from escaping from my shadow, reminding me about myself. My voice is silenced, as my opinion has no value in this society. I’m barely holding on, as I try to find a reason of living instead of merely continuing human existence. ‘I’m fine’

cclhauraa (via wnq-writers)

[doppelhertz]

me on dating sites: hi i'm only looking for girls

100 men: me?? you mean me??? i know you said girls but did you really mean me???? i mean i'm not a girl but i'm not like other guys so you must have meant me???? i'm special???? right????? me?????

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ryumain]

he just became like 50% carrot

[yoursummerdreamz]

[spiritualsun]

good vibes here

[isolatedacid]

Plant // Nature Blog 

[love-personal]

[actualdva]

Valentine’s Day cards for all the nice guys :)

[mhyinart]

[maybe-moonbeams]

#this is my boob now

[pern-dragon]

the facial expressions totally make this pic

[micdotcom]

Hey men, calling yourself a feminist isn’t a free pass to be awful to women 

Earlier this week, BuzzFeed’s Grace Spelman became the latest woman to demonstrate the risks of being online while female by tweeting screenshots of the belligerent exchanges she had with Ben Schoen, the former host of MuggleCast. After Spelman came forward with all this, Schoen defended himself vehemently, claiming his track record proves he isn’t sexist. Well, we’ve got some harsh news for you, Schoen.

[saccharinescorpion]

dailydot covered this too and the guy responded to them

so he’s creepy *and* convinced he’s a champion for women, i guess

[saccharinescorpion]

[loquatly]

I read that first Facebook message and shriveled into a husk

[genderalien-deactivated20130113]

[horreurscopes]

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

[ianbrooks]

[loyalmelanin]

[alinemissamericana]

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

(via sydnieeledakeel)

[catsandkitten]

Cat hat

[adriofthedead]

My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[savleye]

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

[imkiwhereslevi]

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