he did not.

Incorrect quotes from The Picture of Dorian Gray, lovingly curated.

[byjove]

how badly will this suck ass?

it’ll be great

it will suck on levels on par with Dorian Gray (2009)

it will be the worst adaption of Dorian Gray ever put to screen

Voting ended onAug 28, 2024

[doriangraydidnotsay]

*modern Dorian Gray voice* what do you think, chat? should I nail my soul to the devil’s altar?

[psygull]

hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

[gothlit-sexyman-contest]

ROUND 2: Jonathan Harker (Dracula) vs. Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Jonathan Harker

Dorian Gray

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[byjove]

The Picture of Dorian Gray 2: Basil Has a Gun

[doriangraydidnotsay]

So what if Dorian Gray killed someone and drove another 5+ people to suicide. We all make mistakes. He’s a teenage girl, only 38 years old. He should have the time and space to learn from his actions.

[doriangraydidnotsay]

Basil put his whole heart, soul and pussy into that painting and also put Dorian’s whole heart, soul and pussy into the painting as well.

[doriangraydidnotsay]

big dick is back in town (james vane dni)

[anyataylorjoys]

JENNIFER’S BODY 2009 | DORIAN GRAY 2009

[doriangraydidnotsay]

The Picture of Dorian Gay. Is that anything?

[adandysuggestion]

breaking up with your toxic gf and waking up to find she stole all the detachable collars to your shirt

[doriangraydidnotsay]

[victoriansuggestion]

ruin the lives of everyone around you and then die

[byjove]

An AU where the painting isn’t actually morphing, it’s just a manifestation of Dorian’s fractured self worth. He is simply aging gracefully on his own. He shows the painting to Basil and Basil for the life of him can’t figure out what he’s talking about.

[doriangraydidnotsay]

Lord Henry after Dorian faints: I hope he didn’t hit his head too hard, he has very few braincells to spare.

[writing-prompt-s]

A vampire meets a local human they feel would make a great vampire. They’re hedonistic, intelligent, masterfully artful, and live with no regard to consequences. The vampire expected them to be grateful. Instead, the human is furious, the human was actually looking forward to dying soon.

[impalaparkedat221b]

@doriangraydidnotsay

[grxnite-deactivated20251225]

the jpeg of dorian gray

[sparklingaether]

the NFT of dorian gray

[doriangraydidnotsay]

Concept: Dorian stabs Basil to death and goes to bed but wakes up to find Basil sitting in the parlor waiting to talk to him about it because Basil had painted a self portrait.

[doriangraydidnotsay]

Basil being like “You caused me to miss my train.” after Dorian stabbed him to death is the funniest thing I can imagine.