Lucifer

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[sereiiinnn]

“We don’t need memories.”

[batfamgalore]

*Dick and Jason on a mission*

Talia: I’ve worked with professionals, mercenaries, compromised double agents, and yet no one’s behavior has been as utterly confusing as yours.

Dick: Thank you.

Talia: It’s not a compliment.

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[gentlebliss]

French is so beautiful they just say le unironically all the time

[blorbofrommylazaruspitwashere]

A little bit ago somebody asked for a clean version the og version of this. I repainted it since it couldn’t be found, I think the person who asked starts with an S?

The original art was done by Dylan Barnett

[ivy-and-ivory]

Dick’s early years as Robin are just. You are ten years old. Tomorrow you have a math test. Last night you saved ten lives. You could not save the two that mattered most. Neither could he, which is why you are here. A year ago you spent your days in a trailer and your nights beneath the big top, and you were never more than 10 feet away from someone who loved you. Now you are adrift in a mansion full of ghosts. You want to go home. You climb up to the highest attic and scream as loud as you can just to see if anyone will hear you. For the crime of losing your parents, they put you in a cell. At night you leap from skyscrapers and remember how to fly. You go to bed and watch them fall. Sometimes you wake up and you are so full of anger you don’t know how you can survive it. You are trying to survive it. You want to kill a man. You rescue a baby from a burning building and his mother calls you an angel. You eat an ice cream cone on top of a gargoyle. You do not want another father. You need a friend. There is a secret only four people in the whole world know. You are one of them.

[mischievousgraxaim]

[bruciemilf]

Rolling " Harvey acting like a Dad to the Batkids while they fight" content like a blunt and passing it to you, -

Jason, read " The Godfather " nine times to prepare for this: Alright, so here's how we're gonna roll, crimebags-

Harvey: Really?

Jason: wh- what?

Harvey: You just couldn't find a nice shirt for tonight? This is embarrassing

Jason: I'm embarrassing you. At the drug dealer meeting.

Harvey: The only embarrassment here is your fashion taste

-

Harvey: So when are you gonna get married?

Steph: I literally drop kicked you off a building

-

Harvey: WHAT are you WEARING

Dick: My costume???

Harvey: You go back home and change in something NORMAL

-

Harvey: So when is that boyfriend of yours gonna get a REAL job

Tim: Conspiracy theorist IS a real job, HARV. You just don't understand

-

Damian, looking straight at the Zoo animals:

Harvey: Don't even think about it

[Later]

Harvey, snuggling with a boa snake: I hate this damn snake

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[drawnbymabel]

[dceasesd]

bats and birds as my favorite tweets, pt. 3

i’ve returned from my 6 month long hiatus with only this to offer u. plz enjoy

[arguablysomaya]

Jason: "letting my intrusive thoughts win and dying my hair pink" that is an IMPULSIVE thought. if i let my intrusive thoughts win we'd all be dead Steph: so true, one time i felt actual genuine murderous rage after looking at a parade of ants because i fucking hate ants especially when they're walking together tim:... that doesn't sound like an intrusive thought that just sounds like you don't like ants?

[clambuoyance]

Thin brush doodles

[yeats-nana]

Damian (5 y.o): [runs to Tim with an excited smile]

Tim (13 y.o): ??? Hello little guy

Damian: [goes for a fist bump]

Tim: Ooh [bumps Damian's tiny fist] eeeeey mah' man!

Damian: [turns his fist over]

[opens it]

[a frog jumps out on Tim]

Tim: What's tha- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[pinkypastal]

Ra's: he can't keep doing this talia-

Talia,holding jason: he's just a baby!

Ra's: he can't just go around murdering entire gangs of- my contacts!

Talia: HE'S JUST A BABY!

[whore4batfam]

batkids will be full grown and Batman will still be able to pick them up with one hand

[whore4batfam]

i imagine that when it gets tough and all the goons are about that Batman and Nightwing will just. fall back on their old training and Batman will throw Nightwing like he’s a ten year old kid

only he’s not and it’s full grown adult man careening at you at full speed

[gretahayes]

I'm sure all ex-Robins that were introduced to the Justice League have their "Robin" voice. The voice that says, "I'm overwhelmed and a very very small child, please come help me," to anyone that knew them as Robins. If you ask any JLA member their ages, none of them will say anything over 20 (Dick) or 15 (Tim and Jason)

Like imagine you're a random Rogue, new to the scene, and you've somehow managed to get Nightwing backed against a wall. Then this twenty-something year old, lethal, GROWN MAN, yells, "I NEED AN ADULT!" at the top of his lungs and goddamn Superman comes out of the fucking aether and kicks your ass.

Jason absolutely weaponizes it too. Like he died at fifteen, but he's always going to be thirteen to the Justice League. He's uncomfortable at a function and asks Bruce, "get me out of here?" with a soft voice and Bruce immediately complies. He makes a sad face at Hal so he can have the last cupcake and Hal hates that it always works.

Tim just cries. He gives absolutely zero fucks that it's blatant emotional manipulation, he does a sad little sniff and immediately he's being fawned over—what's wrong? Who hurt you? What do you need? Do you need help? Tim decided that if he's going to be treated like a kid, he may as well reap the benefits, and points them in the direction of whichever villain/Rogue that's annoying him the most at the time.

Damian despises how he's worried about as Robin and doesn't get how useful just Being A Kid is sometimes.