dedicated mrow button

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[nintendo-wheee]

[heartgrooooove]

[pianokantzart]

I know nothing about Star Fox, but I adore whatever it is they did to that cat character who used to look like the mascot of an icecream company and now looks like a sleep deprived war veteran who smokes a pack a day.

[thatbowserguy]

Heating him up in the micheal wave

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[yuyu-finale]

HAPPY STAR FOX DAY ⭐️🦊

[bunnibf]

oh my gfod i just found out about this microphone mask that goes around your face like a muzzle and muffles your voice irl but records it clearly. imagining a dom muzzling me and playing with my vibe over a call while i'm stuffed and overstimulating me while i scream and moan for them and no one else can hear 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[bunnibf]

like this is soooo erotic to me. am i wrong

[voidcatdoll]

The funniest part is that the marketing for it is "do you get so tilted at games your neighbours file noise complaints? Instead of acquiring some anger management skills or playing something else, consider the Gamer Muzzle™"

I think these should be exclusively used for kink instead of their intended purpose

[animentality]

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[berdymane]

This is how I feel when I receive asks or dms btw

[shamerli]

this bastard is experiencing his finest hour

[sludgebitch]

hxh 2011 greed island arc episode ending narration: gon and killua are completely fucked. honestly it's looking really bad for both of them and they might die. can they even win the game? probably not because of how fucked they are

ending song guy: wahooooo-oooooo

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[canineplushies]

Today's canine plush is: Conservation Critters red wolf

[ozempicofficial]