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~ its written in the stars ~Ask me stuff! •scorpio sun, cap moon, cancer rising, scorpio/Mercury dom •

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Air and earth signs when they no longer ignore their emotions or bottle it up

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sad venus Aries Venus: no one fights for me, or by my side, no one shares my passions, no one can keep up Taurus Venus: no one sees my true worth, no one sees that my love is priceless Gemini Venus: no one listens to my greatest desires, no one relates to my way of thinking Cancer Venus: no one can promise me safety, no one understands how I feel Leo Venus: no one sees the parts of me that shine, no one cares for how honorable I can be in love Virgo Venus: no one appreciates the work I put into love, no one wants to grow with me, no one cares that I want to feel needed Libra Venus: no one sees that I can complete them, that we can complete each other, no one cares that I can make everything just right Scorpio Venus: no one will stand by me in my dark places, so no one deserves my trust or to see the truest parts of me Sagittarius Venus: no one brings me joy, no one believes in me or my faiths, no one inspires me Capricorn Venus: no one shares my dreams, no one wants to see the most elevated version of myself, no one wants to be mutual mentors  Aquarius Venus: no one is on the same wavelength as me, no one can handle me, no one shares my visions for the future Pisces Venus: no one resonates with me emotionally or spiritually, no one understands my pain, no one wants to be healed through love

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If she ask you for your star sign she’s actually entertaining the thought of being with you.

[sonoanthony]

She just wants to know why she finds you so annoying

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i’m both

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"Why are you crying"

Aries: I have to conform.

Taurus: Theres too much pressure on me.

Gemini: Nobody likes me and nobody cares about what I think.

Cancer: My feelings are deeply hurt.

Leo: My time has been completely wasted.

Virgo: I can’t have control  of the things around me.

Libra: There is a large imbalance in my life

Scorpio: Nobody understands me or my feelings.

Sagittarius: I am being greatly oppressed, personally.

Capricorn: I cannot keep up with all that is happening.

Aquarius: I don’t know what else ti do with my emotions.

Pisces: I am scared and alone.

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The Signs As Summer Aesthetics

*Just for fun, but I made sure everything was related to each signs’ traits* Aries: fireworks, late night swims in the lake, loud concerts, tattoos and piercings, messy hair from windy car rides, sneaking out with friends, bonfires, truth or dare

Taurus: the smell of cook outs and barbecues, fairs and music festivals, silky hair, art shows, a chilled bedroom and layers of blankets, snow cones, flirty gestures

Gemini: movie nights with friends, weekend vacations, lightning bugs, popcorn and soda, ice cream truck jingles, risky texts, theme park rides, cards against humanity

Cancer: windy summer nights, sleeping in all day, cotton candy, the sounds of swaying wind chimes, bath & body works, gummy candy, binge-watching tv shows

Leo: new haircuts and styles, pool parties, upbeat music, summer flings, bathing in the sunshine, body glitter, stories by the bonfire, watching the summer blockbusters

Virgo: binge watching YouTube videos, thrift stores, nature parks, fresh fruits on a hot day, re-decorating and de-cluttering, iced tea, strolling through the garden, butterflies  Libra: blasting old pop songs, watching the sun set, spending time with your crush/lover, art museums, reminiscing on past summer memories, visiting the boardwalk Scorpio: late night confessionals, ghost stories by the campfire, visiting abandoned places, sleeping through thunderstorms, swimming in the creek, horror movies Sagittarius: hiking through nature parks, trying new foods, water balloon fights, summer camp, collecting crystals, rebellious trips with friends, driving down back roads Capricorn: iced coffee and frappes, secrets revealed at sleepovers, sunrises, rock concerts, sparklers, visiting antique shops, choker necklaces, soft rain, fireflies Aquarius: stargazing, summer themed memes,  cups of ice, spontaneously dyed hair, deep conversations with friends, weird snapchat stories, the smell of chlorine Pisces: daydreaming by the waters, snuggling into bed, slushies, volunteering at shelters and rescues, collecting seashells, gazing at the moon, angel kisses *Follow my instagram: astrolumi

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Classmates: Aquarius

Aquarius + Aries:  the couple that starts laughing in the middle of the class and no one knows why

Aquarius + Taurus: draw everyone in a funny way or give people nicknames

Aquarius + Gemini: try to make each other laugh to get the other person in trouble 

Aquarius + Cancer: lowkey flirting with each other during the day

Aquarius + Leo: spend the entire class doing pranks on each other

Aquarius + Virgo: start discussing something related to the topic of the class but end up talking about urban legends and the apocalypse

Aquarius + Libra: try to come up with the weirdest question to ask the teacher

Aquarius + Scorpio: always distract each other

Aquarius + Sagittarius: couple that tries to make each other laugh instead of paying attention

Aquarius + Capricorn: the couple that turns any class into a psychological discussion

Aquarius + Aquarius: the weird couple

Aquarius + Pisces: the couple that thinks of the best crafting ideas in the middle of the class

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Signs as Kisses

Aries: Neck kisses; warm, sexy, and sweet.

Taurus: Nibble kisses; tender, delightful, and desirable.

Gemini: Lizzy kisses; intimate, skillful, and fun.

Cancer: Forehead kisses; comforting, loving, and admirable.

Leo: French kisses; deep, amorous, and sensual.

Virgo: Cheek kisses; soft, daring, and affectionate.

Libra: Single lip kisses; simple, casual, and enjoyable.

Scorpio: Downstairs kisses; intimate, hot, and complete.

Sagittarius: American kisses; deep, exciting, and passionate.

Capricorn: Butterfly kisses; lovely, cute, and special.

Aquarius: Spiderman kisses; iconic, marvelous, and adorable.

Pisces: Underwater kisses; playful, magical, and wet.

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Mercury Signs as the Things We Regret Not Saying

Aries Mercury: “I know and appreciate how much you do for me. I know I’m not the easiest to handle all the time.” 

Taurus Mercury: “Thank you for sticking by me.” 

Gemini Mercury: “Sometimes I don’t think before I speak, and I’m sorry about that. I’m working on it for you.” 

Cancer Mercury: “I love you.” 

Leo Mercury: “My pride can sometimes get in the way of me showing you how much I admire you, but please remember just that: I admire you.” 

Virgo Mercury: “There’s nothing wrong with you.” 

Libra Mercury: “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.” 

Scorpio Mercury: “I can help you, if you’ll let me.” 

Sagittarius Mercury: “You make me happy.” 

Capricorn Mercury: “You were right, and I’m sorry I have such a hard time admitting that.” 

Aquarius Mercury: “When I’m around you, I feel like someone finally understands me.” 

Pisces Mercury: “Will you be mine?” 

This is a post I’m sure we can all relate to, maybe even a little too much. I just wanted to say, as one of the many people who has regrets about holding off from saying things to people I care about, please try your best to overcome your fears of rejection, embarrassment, etc. People can’t tell what you’re thinking no matter how much you want them to, and sometimes we have to be brave enough to say what is truly on our mind despite what we fear might happen. As I’m sure you’ve heard before, it’s always better to say what you feel honestly than to wonder ‘what if?’ when it’s too late. 

[that-shy-scorpio]

I'm not high, it's my personality

Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio

[badbadhoroscopes]

Week of 4/16/2018

AQUARIUS

The usual things are not going as they usually do.

PISCES

Architecture will be immensely disappointing to you this week. You will look up at buildings only if you are already rolling your eyes.

ARIES

Your library books are due much sooner than you think, Aries.

TAURUS

If you spend enough time on this Earth, Taurus, you will eventually learn that tea, when left out, will become cold. Do with this knowledge what you will.

GEMINI

You will briefly and mysteriously develop a slight Canadian accent. If people ask about it, you will be better off telling them you have never heard of Canada. “Canada?” you will say, a quizzical look on your face. “That’s the fantasy world from C.S. Lewis’ The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, eh?” Nicely done, Gemini. In the business, we call this Dodging the Bullet™.

CANCER

Cover your ears, Cancer. You will not like the sounds that have been scheduled for you this week. Cover your ears.

LEO

Astrid, my darling, am I ever thinking of something other than you? Sometimes I think you have exchanged my brain for your own, and now I am simply thinking your thoughts, moving around the world with you rattling in my skull. I know this sounds implausible, but you always kept those dangerous-looking implements lying around the house, and whenever I asked about them you said only “Cookware,” or, “Experiments.” What experiments, Astrid? You could not have only meant the kitchen.

VIRGO

This week, you may tear a page out of a journal and laugh to yourself. Or you may tear a page out of a journal and cry. You may think this horoscope is a metaphor for something, but it’s not.

LIBRA

Have you learned Morse code yet, Libra? How many times now have I told you to learn Morse code? You know how much I hate to repeat myself.

SCORPIO

The floor of the grocery store is covered in blood… orange juice. Blood orange juice. You walk gingerly through it, whispering “Sticky, sticky” to yourself. Orange-colored tears stream from the cashier’s eyes. You buy your toilet paper and leave the store, whistling.

SAGITTARIUS

Someone on the train smells like eggs. Could it be you? Are you sure? Give yourself a discreet sniff, just to make sure.

CAPRICORN

What are you doing this week to learn about woodworking? If you answered “Nothing,” think to yourself, what can you be doing? Do not drop the ball on this one, Capricorn.

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The signs as moments falling in love

Aries: It was when you opened up to me so easily. I was used to them being closed off, masking hurt with humor or skirting around the subject entirely. But you told me everything, more than was necessary even, and you just sat right there looking at me with this fearlessness in your eyes..and I loved you. 

Taurus: It was when I had threatened to tickle you again, and you scrunched your nose in the way that I love and lunged for me with a playful vengeance. Your eyes were sparkling and later you fell asleep under me, like I was your home.  

Gemini: It was when you were listening to me speak-I mean really listening. Your eyes were on me, but I could tell you were holding onto every word I said, as if trying to understand what I’d been thinking in that very moment.

Cancer: It was when we both turned our heads and laughed to each other. It was like I was all too aware of everything, but distracted at the same time. Our closeness left me breathless and your eyes had crinkled at the corners, a genuine laugh. I wanted to be the only one who you shared that laugh with. 

Leo: It was when you hugged me for the first time. It wasn’t awkward, or fleeting. you had burrowed your head in my chest after spending a day all to ourselves. You hugged me like you’d miss me, and I’d realized I’d ache when you were gone too. 

Virgo: It was when you had made a really bad joke. Your reply had been dry- probably not even meant to be funny. But everyone around us laughed loudly, and seemed to love your presence. you had laughed along too- you always loved to laugh. And I was looking at you all along thinking, where were you all this time? 

Libra: It was when our eyes met across the room. You’d never gone unnoticed- everyone loved you and you were fond of everyone else. But it’s like that look was meant for me only. One you’d never gave to anyone else, one you’d been saving for someone like me. 

Scorpio: It was when I found myself wanting to tell you things I didn’t share with anyone else. You had sat there expectantly, and openly- like you’d wait all day if you had to. And when I told you you didn’t leave, you understood. 

Sagittarius: It was the way you loved everyone else. When you were around the people you loved, you were so happy. You were playful and made sure everyone around you was just as happy as you were. But when things got rough, you knew what to do, too. You were ready for whatever life threw your way. 

Capricorn: It was when you told me everything would be okay. You told me I deserved to be happy, that I’d worked so hard, and that life has a funny way of working out in the end. You accepted me and I didn’t even know it was what I needed. 

Aquarius: It was when you laughed at my bad joke. You always had, but for some reason this one made you laugh the most. You were in the passenger seat of my car, and you slapped your hand over your mouth, trying to suppress it. I made a face, embarrassed, but you squeezed my arm and smiled like I gave you the world. 

Pisces: It was when I was watching you be so open with everyone else. I’d admired that, hell, I envied it. You wore your heart on your sleeve, and made no apologizes for it. 

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The Signs and LOVE ❤️

Here’s a ~Soft~ post for all of you romantics out there!

(Also: Venus/Mars/Eros)

ARIES: they try really hard to make your relationship “real” and make you feel like you’re living a fairytale sometimes.

TAURUS: they are your anchor. When you need consistency and consideration; you can always depend on them. They have values and opinions that stay true throughout their life. But they love improving!

GEMINI: They look into your interests and reccommend new things for you to try (with them;). They make sure that you’re never bored or alone when life has you down.

CANCER: They listen to you. Even if you’re wrong! Because you matter to them. They want things to work out; they’re not ones to just run away when things get tough. Because they can be pretty tough themselves!

LEO: They show their weird side. Do they care about appearances? Yes, but they’re some of the weirdest (wonderful) people you’ll ever befriend, let alone love! They’re not afraid to parade around you looking their most bare, which is a privilege!

VIRGO: They treat you better than the rest of them did. They are inspired by you and they let you know it. You may feel like their silence is disinterest, but you really just stun them sometimes.

LIBRA: They tell you their dreams, their ideas, and their future, hoping you’ll be in it. They are the true romantists. You’ll most likely get suckered into business with them, but it’s not because you’re a friend; it’s because they want to be with you always, in every way. Their love can intimidate people. But to the right person; it can be everything.

SCORPIO: They talk, a lot, and it may appear as if you’re no more than a friend, but scorpios never open up, so if they do, then they love you. They laugh at your jokes and they’re just happy to find someone weird enough to compete with them.

SAGITTARIUS: They want photos of you, they compliment you, and they just obsorb your thoughts. You can’t stop thinking about them, because they’re so active in life. If you ask, they’ll tell you the truth, and they’re secretly hoping for someone to give them a reason to stay put.

CAPRICORN: They get frustrated and jealous! But they apologize, they know why, and they try to be better. They don’t do that for just anybody! You’ll know they love you because they care about you. They want to know why you’re talking to that cute friend because they want you to be talking to them! You’re their favorite! (And they are picky!)

AQUARIUS: They get calm around you. They feel like they can say anything to you and not feel judged. You’re their best friend and soulmate in one. You get talked into adventures and scary experiences; ones you’ll never forget or regret.

PISCES: They aren’t afraid to be close to you and they say what’s on their minds, however strange. They want to defend anyone who makes you sad and they want you to do the same for them! They love you so so much and all they want is to see that their love is appreciated!

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Signs in the morning

Aries: *agressively hits the alarm clock going back to sleep*

Taurus: Only gets up early if there are pancakes for breakfast

Gemini: Red eyes from sleep deprivation and shitposting on tumblr the whole night

Cancer: *sleeping while cuddling with their pillow and smiling* *alarm goes off* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

Leo: *goes to the bathroom to look at their hair* HOLY CRAP I LOOK… Gorgeous~ ;)

Virgo: Gets up exactly on time stresses out about being late for school and arrives 2 hours early wtf

Libra: END MY MISERY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL

Scorpio: *wakes up with sunlight* ughh someone destroy that giant fireball please thank you

Sagittarius: Same as Gemini but they were dancing for the whole night, they were drunk and they were singing wrecking ball. They woke up with a flamingo statue on their bed.

Capricorn: *wakes up* I hate everyone *drinks coffee* I feel good about hating everyone

Aquarius: Gets up at the right time to run away from school to buy some weed.

Pisces: *cries because they don’t wanna go to school*

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Signs as cat gifs

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Moon Signs “The Grudge”🐺🦅🕷

•Aries Moon: “the erratic anger” 🐲

Aries moons when slighted can take on an aggressive stance. They’re both emotionally overbearing and slightly uncompromising once they’ve perceived themselves as disrespected especially by someone they care about. That being said there anger is not set in stone. Unlike most moon signs Aries is almost incapable of holding on to an emotion for the sheer fact that mars is an impulsive and fire-to-boom type of planet so in a sense one emotion felt one moment is quickly scorched into another. They forgive easily but in a sense they’re not forgiving you they just don’t relate to the previous emotion they felt so passionately a moment ago. They cut people off without knowing it and can slowly but surely lose interest in someone after being hurt to much and it’s impossible to get them to care the way they did again once that point is reached.

Moon in Taurus: “the silent anger”🐌

ah Taurus in itself although ruled by Venus is still a fixed sign. All of the fixed signs handle this differently though and Taurus is the most interesting of the bunch. Anger and disappointment are felt very deeply but due to the well manners and nature nature of this moon they often choose to keep it to themselves and avoid confrontation. This is not done out of fear and isn’t something that is a “weakness” in fact a silent bull is the most deadliest of all. They make note of every slight and every misleading gesture until one moment the once silent bull chooses to strike and when they do it can be a slaughter. Once you bring them to an explosive moment they completely disappear emotionally. As an earth sign and fixed mode they do not forget and have a very hard time forgiving even if it’s blood.

Moon in Gemini: 🦋the snakelike anger🕷

ah mutable and an air sign? These natives are very fickle when it comes to grudges. They hold on to negative moments but they aren’t the types to fester over them. Gemini moons usually are serpent and two headed like when it comes to anger-on one end they’re fine-on the other they’re bringing it up in a underhanded and sly way. They have a very shadowy means of expressing discontent and can seem rather Aloof and then striking the next. Due to the two heads on this sign anger is processed through two different vibrations-the higher minded Gemini twin is above anger while the lower minded Gemini twin is all about getting even. They don’t hold on to grudges but they also don’t let go of things either.

Moon in cancer: “turbulent anger” 🌕🌘Cardinal and water, you see in this case we have an anger much like Aries that starts off hot but levels off at a random time frame. They can be intensely emotionally triggered and even to the point of complete isolation and dismissal-of the perpetrator. That being said this “I can’t stand you” more they present never last long and they can seemingly go back to normal after some time has passed. Being ruled by the moon has a lot to do with this and no matter where there Moon is located in their chart this shifting emotional state is often a constant and something that doesn’t easily stop. They do hold on to hurts and are the types to hold on to pain but it’s not in their nature to truly hold a hateful grudge against anyone no matter how bad they were done. They’re just to sensitive for it. This is the main reason why cardinal modes aren’t the most proficient at holding on to a grudge unless there ruler is in an fixed house.

Moon in Leo: “dramatic anger”🌪🔥

Okay-now Leo moons are a different story, they’re far more volatile than there sun counter parts and have a much more blazing anger than all of the moon signs combined including Scorpio. Much like there other fixed siblings Leo does hold on to hate and very passionately at that. Once they’ve been hurt by someone it is ingrained as a burn mark deep on their heart and it’s something that never leaves their mane even as it grows grey. They are very explosive when it comes to rage and can be engulfed by it-it takes them quite some time to calm down and because they feel things so strongly as a fixed fire element it can be a gladiator match trying to calm them. They don’t easily forgive and even if they do much like Gemini they will constantly bring it up and not in a sly way they will litturly express there discontent whenever they can.

Moon in Virgo: “cold anger”⛓⚰️

Virgo moons are a bit scary when they’ve been slighted, there’s an icy and almost below zero overturn that occurs. The warmth disappears-the effort non existent. You can go from seeing them every where to nowhere at all. They can seem completely void of any or all feeling when it comes to you and almost take on a mechanical and pre rehearsed nature when it comes to those who slighted them. Being mutable and I’m earth an already silent element these natives can seem rather detached and uncaring from out of nowhere but that’s the danger with Virgo-they everything you do and although all may seem well the mistakes you make around a Virgo moon don’t just have consequences-they are loss itself. As for grudges? No they don’t hold grudges they simply get rid of you.

Moon in libra: “the polite shrug anger”⚖️

ah cardinal air! Now unlike cancer and Aries libra moons are actually quite serious when slighted. They take their emotional nature very seriously and are very sensitive and once they perceive there emotions are being put in second fiddle they can not only become dismissive but they can start avoiding you all together. They’re not into sticking around for the giggles and once they feel as though you shown no mercy to their feelings they lose the ability to connect to the sympathizing nature for yours. They don’t necessarily hold grudges but they do stop caring and it can be hard to reach them beyond their kind demeanor once this has been reached. They don’t hold grudges simply because it takes up to much energy-they just shrug you off.

Moon in Scorpio: “insatiable anger”🕯⏳

Well now we come to the notorious moon in Scorpio! Fixed water? Of course they hold grudges right? Well there’s a lot more to it than that. Scorpio moons are actually fairly capable of letting things go and moving on-the thing here is that their watery nature moves their emotions along-they don’t allow malice to stunt their growth. Scorpio moons perceive pain as a transformative push into bettering themselves and remaining sharp! So in that sense although they are vindictive and intense once set off they usually explode once and then keep it moving. Most cases scorpio moons have a huge amount of emotional restraint and can be hard to trigger because of their knowledge of how sneaky people can be. They do hold grudges but it’s in Pluto’s nature to jot things down. But the mars influence keeps them from lingering on it.

So yes to grudges and does that mean they won’t eat you up and spit you out? Oh like hell they will.

Moon in Sagittarius:”the drifting anger”🔮

Sagittarius moons being that they are mutable fire and being that in my personal experience mutable signs are the most ruthless when it comes to anger-Sagittarius moons can be extremely dismissive once slighted. Sagittarius moons outright become disgusted once being hurt by someone and see it as a flaw on their part for falling for it. They can sulk and lose their flame for a bit but once it’s recollected they treat that abuser as a forgotten memory or better yet an already traveled destination that’s already been there and done that. They usually don’t hold grudges but they don’t necessarily rekindle either. Once they’re finished they keep it going and don’t look back especially if it was something romantic.

Moon in Capricorn:”collected anger”🛡

Now Capricorn moons are more harder to read once slighted. The note worthy difference is they become very inward-their presence seemingly disappears and they ice you out. They can seemingly act as if you aren’t there or like you’re a complete stranger without a second thought. Saturns influence here is very judgy and because Saturn is so heavy these natives often feel very foolish once they’ve been betrayed or hurt and often blame themselves first but once this moment of tribulation is over they are often “different” following the incident. They are no longer the same person and never will be. Saturn killed off the less perceptive side and is making way for a more wiser individual. Even if they do shed tears they don’t waste many and pick themselves up quickly. They do in fact hold grudges and keep them for a long time sometimes till death. The cardinal influence here doesn’t do much but keep them a little less “quite” about it but ultimately they just move on.

Moon in Aquarius: “absent anger”👤👥

Aquarius moons are dual ruled by Saturn and Uranus two polar opposites. Structure and chaos. They are often an immensely sensitive moon sign on their own and feel things incredibly deep. Saturns weightful presence and Uranus strong and overwhelming bolts seemingly from nowhere do take a toll. They can seem a bit unaffected by the world around them while internally they are a loud and high speed wind environment. Anger and pain are dealt with by Saturn in a quiet and almost detached way-while Uranus deals with the outside expression of it. They Become static-and don’t readily express there pain and some even deny it at first, but after some time they shut down and become completely unresponsive and closed off. Many distance themselves from the cause of there distress while others outright emotionally disengage. Once an Aquarius moon reaches the moment of emotional distance internally and externally there is no ability to reconnect so to speak. Once they shut you out they will still be sociable and civil because it’s in their nature but they will never emote around you or open up to you for any reason. If they love you romantically they will open up to you again after some years but it’ll take time. They do hold grudges but they don’t resonate with the anger they may be holding in and view it as a stranger living inside them.

Moon in Pisces: “misguided anger” 🌊🎲

Once more mutable water. Pisces moons are sweethearts and in a way they’re too sweet to hold a real life grudge no matter how tough they act-but in actuality this isn’t because they’re so kind hearted-it’s actually because Neptune and Jupiter’s influence creates a gap in their emotions. Jupiter exaggerated and over expresses while Neptune blues and confuses. They often feel lost when they’ve been hurt and slighted and often don’t know what to do with their feelings. Most times they just Become a voidless wall and seemingly disconnect from their situation all together. They may forgive you but this is a farce, what is actually happening is Jupiter is being benevolent and Neptune is creeping in the clouds waiting to cause a ripple. Pisces moons can actually be more frightening than Scorpio moons or dare I say Capricorn moons because there anger is hidden and evasive it’s something that creeps up on you from out of nowhere and without reason. Pisces moons always remember and what’s something else is they do hold grudges without realizing-it’s Neptune that is secretly holding on to everything and it’s Jupiter that tricks the outside with optimism and benevolence. Pisces can be dangerous when slighted especially by lovers and family.

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pros and cons of dating the signs

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Aries: Pro: will defend you against anyone who tries to hurt you Con: SUPER defensive

Taurus: Pro: will provide you absolutely anything you need Con: clingy

Gemini: Pro: playful and motherly. Makes sure you have a good time Con: seems really distant 

Cancer: Pro: a sarcastic teddy bear Con: mood changes every 0.2 seconds

Leo: Pro: loves themselves and makes sure you love yourself Con: wants to be the alpha in the relationship. always.

Virgo: Pro: super encouraging in whatever you do Con: never stops talking about their problems

Libra: Pro: very gentle around you, loves cuddles Con: flaky. You don’t know when you’re gonna be able to spend time with them

Scorpio: Pro: never leaves you on read, always makes sure to tell you that you’re enough Con: trust issues

Sagittarius: Pro: down for anything Con: but only when they have time for you

Capricorn: Pro: will hold you when you cry Con: do you even have a soul

Aquarius: Pro: once they open up, your bond is 10x better Con: you’ve got to keep up with their crazy schedule

Pisces: Pro: bakes you cookies and listens to you Con: freaks out over everything

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the signs as text message memes

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