chaos follows.

crucify me.

[stalksoftly]

why does this ant poison listing have a "view in your room" augmented reality feature I'm honestly going feral

[demonius-darkblade]

if you dislike me or my posts i would recommend using some kind of weapon against me

[foreistgner]

@dorkcrow

bird ? hello ?

[dorkcrow]

you know, funnily enough this isn’t the first time i’ve been mistaken for an actual bird.

hey what’s up i’m dare and i’m just a large featherless bird with anxiety.

[hydro-homies]

cave water

[memeclassheroes]

[thoodleoo]

ancient greek furry: υϝυ τί ἐστι τοῦτο;

ancient roman furry: uvu quid est hoc?

[pastart]

[twitblr]

Yea that would be legit (x)

[twitblr]

Dragon ball spongebob (x)

[hater19921119]

i love to have gay sex and kill people

[mylimoji-remaking]

[eliminated]

[irascxnt]

Darius why are you like this in public.

[dorkcrow]

if it’s any consolation i’m like this in private too

[dorkcrow]

quick, top five weapons you’d use to fight your brother in the parking lot of a non-specific grocery store chain parking lot.

i’m entertaining all suggestions.

[jasperose]

my blowup bat

[dorkcrow]

does it have to be yours specifically or will any blowup bat work?

serious question here.

[dorkcrow]

quick, top five weapons you’d use to fight your brother in the parking lot of a non-specific grocery store chain parking lot.

i’m entertaining all suggestions.

[vwanker-deactivated20210928-dea]

nothing but my teeth and trust in my abilities, baby.

[dorkcrow]

i have like. 3% faith in myself that me and my teeth alone can beat 210lbs of texan beef

[dorkcrow]

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[dorkcrow]

quick, top five weapons you’d use to fight your brother in the parking lot of a non-specific grocery store chain.

i’m entertaining all suggestions.