Do Not Perceive Me

I’ve been in this hell hole for far too long but at least I’m funny now

[moffpup]

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

[riverlarking]

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[sluttynurse]

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have

[dorksofcydonia]

I bet Occam was really pissed when everyone started using his razor but then again maybe he just thought he lost it by accident

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok