Dorm Troopers

The exploits and mishaps of Danielle and Jess, two roommates living at Ringling College of Art and Design.

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Lines and things.

Jess: I only know studio arts majors.

Sam: I only know media arts majors.

Jess: It's okay we can offer each other perspective.

Danielle: We already learned perspective....

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Jess: HAPPY CACTUS

Danielle: STUPENDOUS SAGUARO

Danielle: PERFECT PRICKLY PEAR

Jess: I HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT SAGUARO MEANT

Danielle: They're like the face of the word cactus.

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I'm like a plant.

Jess: I AM TOTALLY A CACTUS.

Danielle: Haha, it brings me joy that you are so happy about this! Jess the happy cactus!

Jess: It makes me so happy!! I'm prickly on the outside and a softy on the inside! I WANNA CRY I'M SO HAPPY

Danielle: All the cute desert animals will turn to you for sustenance! You are the cactus goddess!

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Jess: I kind of... REALLYwannawatchanepisodeofGameofThrones...

Danielle: A novel.

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Art School

Jess: (holds up a blue t-shirt against grey pants) Do these look too close in value to you? I can't decide...

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Danielle: (to kiwi) It's such a happy fruit!

Jess: Have you ever had a star fruit? They're weird.

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The Webs.

Jess: EHHHHH. I don't know how to internet.

Danielle: Do any of us really?

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Cereal.

Jess: The yogurt-o's are calling to me.

Danielle: ...the siren song of the strawberry yogurt-o's.

Jess: *crunch*

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Chips

Jess: Do you think using the word Cellophane would be an accurate way to describe a bag of potato chips? ...I'm putting that on the blog.

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(looking at photos)

Danielle: OOOOH!

Jess: ....Barracuda.

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Yes.

(looking at loading screen)

Jess: Yes, this is my first photograph.

Danielle: OOOOOOOH!

Jess: ...you sounded so sincere.

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Images

Jess: Do you like the background?

Danielle: Yes.

Jess: It's the first image I found on google.

Danielle: Oh?

Jess: I typed in pattern.

Danielle: I feel like it symbolizes our beauty and grace.

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Language Problems

Jess: I need to stop swearing. I swore in church the other day.

Danielle: Oh yeah, I heard that!

Jess: I was talking to Angelica when I said "F%#king" and I was like God Damn it! ...wait. SHIT! ...Jesus Christ