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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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However you think this story will end is wrong

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The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

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Illustrations from “Norse Gods” by Johan Egerkrans

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here’s where you can find me outside of tumblr

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For those unaware because staff isn’t saying it

Tumblr was deemed too full of inappropriate content to be allowed to be downloaded from the app store.

It has this “inappropriate” problem because of rampant porn ad bot accounts. The old solutions were bots to detect image sets with nsfw content, the automatically enabled safe mode, tag filtering for mobile, and wide takedowns of nsfw bots based on words used (that’s why their messages are full of numbers and symbols, to evade this)

Tumblr released their own bot supposedly capable of wiping the ad bots, but it’s taking down many popular blogs, possibly due to sheer amounts of posting or sheer amounts of ad bots in their notes. This bot was likely rushed to be put out.

You are more likely to be accidentally flagged if you post external links, as well. If your acct is taken down you CAN get it back, but it’s a pain. E-mail tumblr support for help with this. It takes down side blogs with the main ones.

I’ll be halting posts for about a week or until this problem is fixed.

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This is good information!!

If any of you guys notice an absence from your favorite creators, or just see any posts referencing it, this is what’s going on.

Luckily(?) I’m not really popular enough yet to have porn bots commenting all over my stuff, LOLOL, so I’ll still be around conducting business as usual. Just a PSA!

Good luck fighting the fight, tumblr. Bots ruin everything. >:/

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Freddie Mercury interviewed in Munich, 1985.

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Someone please draw Freddie Mercury stripping to a Queen song.

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you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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When Steven Universe makes a sudden comeback after months of hiatus.

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a true ally

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So.

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and so the trashsite became trash itself

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Glorious

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The prophecy shall be fulfilled very soon

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-various latin hymns about Jesus coming back to save us-

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In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

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this character accidentally outing himself because of a gay joke is Peak Mood

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Open up, ma'am. Lower the drawbridge.

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They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

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what are we gonna do now boss?

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Absolute anarchy

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it’s off the google play store as well lmao

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nobody gets in. nobody gets out

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when boys lift up their arms/stretch and you can see a little bit of their tummy:

when boys wear crop tops:

when boys go shirtless:

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her name was freddie oversteegen!

Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92

The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If women were involved, the thinking went, they were likely doing little more than handing out anti-German pamphlets or newspapers.

Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who took up arms against Nazi occupiers and Dutch “traitors” on the outskirts of Amsterdam. With Hannie Schaft, a onetime law student with fiery red hair, they sabotaged bridges and rail lines with dynamite, shot Nazis while riding their bikes, and donned disguises to smuggle Jewish children across the country and sometimes out of concentration camps.

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.” When asked how many people she had killed or helped kill, she demurred: “One should not ask a soldier any of that.” […]

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