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gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

aropride

i love you people who can't drive. i love you people with bad reading comprehension. i love you people who can't move out of ur parents home. i love you people who can't work. i love you people who can't order for urself at restaurants. i love you people who refuse to go to the club. i love you people who don't or can't eat vegetables. i love you people with adhd who can't pick a halloween costume. i love you people who don't leave ur house very often. and i love you people who can't make phone calls

novans-wizard-tower

Just ouch

dogpuppy

cryptotheism

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

cryptotheism

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

cottoncandylesbo

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

miiilowo

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

orcboxer

game sells poorly -> layoffs

game sells well -> also layoffs

orcboxer

the only thing the video game industry hates more than piracy is making video games

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

lizardsfromspace

She was an American in a fanfic written by someone British; I was a Brit in a fanfic written by someone American. She came to me and said "will you help me with my maths? I need to get a good grade to stay on the American football team"; I told her "I'll bloody well help you parse math".