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[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[mishi264]

No more rules

-Evil price

Reference from the trailer:

[e-00x]

MEOWR

[snoopyfloyd]

Summer will feel like Cocky want boing boing

[dotcie]

Reader who wants to settle down with Simon and almost gets him to retire but then he fucks off to kill Price yes no maybe

[dotcie]

god i hope he kills him and then can’t cope with it

[dotcie]

WHAT IF HE DIES BECAUSE HE CANT DO IT TO HIM

[dotcie]

maybe they should just kiss

[dotcie]

Since none of this is going to happen I’m predicting they get interrupted by a conveniently timed explosion and have to shelve their knife fight (completely unnecessary btw) to go deal with The Real Threat™

[orpheuslament]

next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly

[luxfuxxvii]

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

[pileofknives]

Obama really did say the phrase "we tortured some folks" and now he gets to publish his Spotify Wrapped

[witherfide]

comparing muscles

maskless vers under cut

[silverlullabies]

Okay guys, moment of truth. Whose side are you taking in the divorce?

Price

Ghost

Voting ended onMay 31

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[yeenybeanies]

me rn

[dotcie]

god i hope he kills him and then can’t cope with it

[dotcie]

WHAT IF HE DIES BECAUSE HE CANT DO IT TO HIM

[dotcie]

maybe they should just kiss