Basta: I spilled red lipstick in your Valentino bag...
Capricorn: You spilled - whagwahaa - LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?!
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Basta: I spilled red lipstick in your Valentino bag...
Capricorn: You spilled - whagwahaa - LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?!
what if you were in your third trimester and were sleeping on the ground and you regularly woke up to the sound of your husband washing blood off his clothes and your daughter didn't like you and you tried to save your kids from having to grow up where they weren't allowed to write or own dogs or get vaccinated and all that got you was the confirmation your marriage was almost over and your only prenatal care came from your dead AP's spouse and even the people you saw as friends started to see you as nothing more than a womb who should lay down and rest and stay out of real people's business and you still thought grrm was going to finish asoiaf
Gwin.
little shadow ban painterly thing. Wanted to try some things out.
need to render him properly someday and not just slap the laziest color gradients over messy grayscale.
it's nice after years of reading about women suffering for the sake of their male love interest to read inkheart where a woman turns down her stalker who then slashes her boyfriend instead of her
did you know I was madly in love with this sad dad when I was 11
dustfinger
the text written in korean means this
I quoted the lyrics from mili's song Cerebrite in korean
it sounded like the white women were whispering to him..
*clears throat* a few doodles I did for artfight. extremely self-indulgent but here you go enjoy
please consider: an inkheart video game in the style of untitled goose game set capricorn’s village & the inkworld where your goal is to make gwin cause as many problems as possible and annoy the shit out of your least favorite characters
This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.
Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.
My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.
"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.
"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."
There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.
A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.
Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.
I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.
The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.
The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.
asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are
Finally returning to OC doodling :)
Fable & Guy (trying to) carry the other + spider + Fable as some other creatures
While my shops are closed you can find my merch with Forager Vintage. Forager is a cozy vintage shop with casual clothes, accessories, and home goods, located in downtown Beaverton, Oregon. Here is a sample of some items available online, with even more in-person.
"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that
agonizing over all the time you wasted or lost is useless. it’s gone now. you survived in the only way you knew how. doesn’t your survival deserve some recognition too?
like toni morrison said, “sometimes you don't survive whole, you just survive in part. but the grandeur of life is that attempt. it’s not about that solution. it is about being as fearless as one can, and behaving as beautifully as one can, under completely impossible circumstances.”
little by little
Glorifying the American Girl (1929)