If A Man Talks Shit Then I Owe Him Nothing

27 years old

[tisthedammseason]

"Character x reader." Reader has a name and it's written in third person?

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[theo-the-cat-guy]

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

[stydixa]

You like her, Darling? Oh, I love her. What a perfectly beautiful little lady. Lady and the Tramp (1955) Dir. Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske & Wilfred Jackson

[userlesbian]

guy who thinks his boyfriend is the funniest person on the planet

[pierrotdameron]

[cheshirecatsmile]

[tswiftw]

🏹

[laddersmp3]

as far as theyre concerned all marriage is gay marriage

[maryoliveoil]

LOOK AT THIS DIVA

[julisworking]

2024

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

THEY SAID I DO!

[folkloregirlfriend]

the holy trinity

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[theinkbleeds]

Taylor Swift, Long Live

[stillgotscars]

taylor currently holding the no. 1 spot on the billboard hot 100 with i knew it, i knew you, a song that marks a return to her country roots, on the 20-year anniversary of her making her debut as a country artist is such a full circle moment… “i remembered i loved you / came back when it mattered” indeed

[deansgirl66]

Me realizing I can’t have Dean Di Laurentis

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck