A nice but unremarkable stone from the northeast of Vermont

Argentavis magnificens was capable of true flight, unlike Pelagornis sandersi

[doubladescimitar]

welp guess im making an intro post.

uhhh. idk how im supposed to do this.

hi! not gonna put my name here but you can call me double, blade, scimitar, shamshir, or anything adjacent really. He/they pronouns. I am bi and genderfluid. also vaguely demirose

all 33 of my followers can expect the following

-pokemon

-fire emblem three houses

-Deltarune sometimes

-gay shit bc I am a raging homosexual

-wizardposting

-our glorious pop princess sabrina carpenter

I am a minor so don’t be weird.

if you see this part of the post then please interact with me somehow. send asks. dm me. talk to me please. i yearn for interaction

[howisthepope]

Happy 1-year anniversary to this blog

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[doubladescimitar]

this is the femboy

C!

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[loveridden1999]

SABRINA CARPENTER full performance at GRAMMYS 2026

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

Sabrina Carpenter

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade | November 27 2014

[doubladescimitar]

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[whowhatwearlook]

[doubladescimitar]

That carpet is shades of brown and green be so fr

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

sabrinacarpenter: calling this ‘space and dust’ for now🪐

[sabrina-stuff]

SABRINA CARPENTER for Man's Best Friend

[yuriartillery]

What I say when I am happy: I love my friends lots and lots!

What I say when I'm upset: This paltry world is beyond salvation.

[angel-derangement]

I think the only true conclusion one could ever draw about Sabrina carpenter from her music is that she has a kinda weird relationship with gender, where she can never truly decide if being a woman is a good & powerful thing or a bad & weakening thing, and she can never decide if that’s her own fault or the fault of the male society in which she lives. this is not a criticism to be clear: that seems like a very normal way to engage with the world to me. it’s just funny to me that the seemingly most personally revealing aspect of her music is the way she seems to have no idea how to live as a straight woman. I can’t relate to this at all because I am not a straight woman, but man does it seem accurate to the experiences of straight women that I know. Straight women sound off. If you’re out there. Straight women can you hear me? Is it that me espresso?

[angel-derangement]

girl are you trapped in there?! girl get out!! girl scream if you need help!!! this is not very that me espresso girl!!

[roycohn]

yeah i mean i've been saying this for months (sorry OP to jump on your post, it just aligns with something i've been trying to get across for a while now) but the overt, on-purpose heteropessimism of her music in combination with her vintage drag queen aesthetic and mid-century movie inspired concert visuals are all actually working together to create really interesting commentary on the current state of heterosexual womanhood. she's a lot smarter than most people give her credit for and this is all on purpose. i think a lot of people tend to assume that female artists arrive at a place of satirical or otherwise layered social commentary by accident and it's just something they're reading into it because they're smarter than the actual artist, not that it's ever something they put into the art while they were making it... but like, if you pay attention to everything she's doing and the way she presents herself when she's off-duty as opposed to in performance mode, she isn't Doing Hyperfemininity 24/7. her stage presentation is one of exaggerated hyperfeminine aesthetic performance because it's part of her commentary on how the experience of straight womanhood is basically doing 200% for men who give maybe 15% at best. she's got a whole song basically lamenting the fact that she is unfortunately a straight woman who craves dick in a world where men are fucking terrible with no real motivation to change!

[femme-plant-mom]

Felt like this shouldn’t stay in the tags

[bbnotumbl]

diamonds are forever

bbno$ - diamonds are forever

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[doubladescimitar]

change your songs title buckaroo. you are not the people’s princess