cha cha real smooth

 over 18| Portuguese(Br) | they/them | do not even dream to talk dirty with me or you'll catch these hands™ | do NOT blind-guess/auto-assign an gender to me or I WILL BLOCK YOU

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[theresyarnonthat]

Havent posted any of my projects this year yet, been dealing with a lot of health issues, physical and mental. But i was just able to finish this guy here and hes so cute

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

[earthcookies]

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[foxpurr]

Big impact on the girl community

[thedickcavettshow]

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

[saltchee]

[orinthered]

been playing botw lately

[planetapolilla]

Demon girls worker collab with my friend Knoxy

[hellpastel]

@demilypyro

[nervetowerr]

[xamag-homestuck]

YESSSS

Finally I’m posting all this old crap. E%CELLENT.

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[johncraft2003]