I'm just like you (the other girls)

[silkypicrew]

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

[c---crow]

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead

[voidsentprinces]

[currrsy]

finished ☁️

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[dreamersandgunslingers]

HE'S CALLED THE GRINCH, COOP. A REAL PIECE OF W-O-R-K. LOCALS DESCRIBE HIM AS HAIRY AND GREEN, HEAD TO TOE, LIKE A DOG RAN WILD ON A FRESHLY CUT LAWN. IF WE’RE NOT CAREFUL HE’S LIABLE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER US. THAT’S RIGHT, WE’D BE LEFT WITHOUT A CAN OF WHO-HASH TO OUR NAMES.

[thesituation]

if you’re afraid of roundabouts you shouldn’t be.. they’re beautiful pieces of roadway engineering that prevent much more anguish than they cause. loosen up and enjoy the experience of using a Roundabout next time you see one. they’re quite intuitive and much faster than a light

[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[ghostember]

items from a forgotten cowboy

[goon]

[dartmoorpixie]

See also: man who is absolutely about to break into a restricted area

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[ladyaldhelm]

HOW TO TURN OFF GOOGLE AI in GMAIL:

Open Gmail in your browser

Click on the Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right

In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.

Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on the "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles are OFF

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[rowlfthedog]

[dogpuppy]

[owlthex]

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

[owlthex]

I feel like the picture is necessary to understand just how not subtle this is.

[tuxankhamun]

it's fine

[keepcatholic]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[keepcatholic]