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As we gaze into the eternity of existence and realize how fleeting our time here is... but a flash in the darkness, so sudden and brief that we almost question it's existence or worth... SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL BOOK A TABLE AT THE TAP FOR VALENTINES DAY, FIND SOMEONE, ANYONE THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU AND ENJOY THESE QUIET MOMENTS BEFORE YOU FADE BACK INTO THE DARKNESS. Book while space lasts and while time Is still on your side. #brewerytap #valantinesday #booknow #wealldiealoneanyway #fillthevoidinyourlifewithfoodandalcohol #whatelseareyougoingtodo #nothingreallymattersanyway #wearealljustspecsofdustfallingbetweenthecracksinthesandsoftime #love https://www.instagram.com/p/BtMXzFVHawX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1goaexgeyv023

#brewerytap #valantinesday #booknow #wealldiealoneanyway #fillthevoidinyourlifewithfoodandalcohol #whatelseareyougoingtodo #nothingreallymattersanyway #wearealljustspecsofdustfallingbetweenthecracksinthesandsoftime #love

And so winter slowly begins #JessySnow #CantEvenStickToTheGround #BetterShapeUpSoon #PeopleAreGunnaTalk https://www.instagram.com/p/BohxXo5gtv1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ke7gma3nxuby

#jessysnow #cantevensticktotheground #bettershapeupsoon #peoplearegunnatalk

After weeks of practice and experimenting, I have made tiger bread. That right, I make bread now #MakingThatDough #ForThePurposeOfLettingItRise #AndPuttingThatShitInTheOven #Son

#makingthatdough #forthepurposeoflettingitrise #andputtingthatshitintheoven #son

Needless to say, this tap is for mans #MansNotHot #HappyForthOfJuly

#happyforthofjuly #mansnothot

Rainbow motherfuckers #GunnaGetMeAPotOfFuckingGoldSon

#gunnagetmeapotoffuckinggoldson

Little tipple after work #ItMayBeBrewedInTexas #ButItsAlrightInMyBook #AlwaysThirsty

#alwaysthirsty #itmaybebrewedintexas #butitsalrightinmybook

Try as you might doggo, you can't hide from the truth #ThisIsGeorge #ofBigGeorgesLiquorStore #HeLovesToRun #ButHeCantOutRunHisDemons #HeAlsoLovesToDig #ButHeHasntLearnedHowToPutDownTheShovel #AndNoMatterHowHardHeTriesToBuryHisHeadInTheGround #HisProblemsAlwaysFindHim

#buthecantoutrunhisdemons #andnomatterhowhardhetriestoburyhisheadintheground #hisproblemsalwaysfindhim #thisisgeorge #healsolovestodig #helovestorun #buthehasntlearnedhowtoputdowntheshovel #ofbiggeorgesliquorstore

Oh, I didn't see you there... just drinking my drink.... oh, you noticed my new knock off fitbit and cheap gaming headphones..... yeah they just arrived today, ya'know, nbd #HumbleblBrag #AlwaysThirsty #ImGunnaBeSoFit #AndNowICanSwearAtKidsOnline #StupidFuckingKids #HackingTheGame #ThatsTheOnlyReasonTheyBeatMe #NowICanTellThemTheyWereAnAccidentAndTheirParentsDontLoveThem #ThatllTeachThem #ThoseDamnMeddlingKids

#humbleblbrag #hackingthegame #thatstheonlyreasontheybeatme #stupidfuckingkids #alwaysthirsty #thatllteachthem #nowicantellthemtheywereanaccidentandtheirparentsdontlovethem #thosedamnmeddlingkids #andnowicanswearatkidsonline #imgunnabesofit

An easter citrus martini, with soju instead of vermouth. Pretty fucking tasty #tykusoju #SojuMartini #Yeah #ImAlwaysDrinkingSomething #WhayOfIt #IDontHaveAProblem #ThisIsJustWhoIAmNow

#tykusoju #imalwaysdrinkingsomething #whayofit #thisisjustwhoiamnow #sojumartini #yeah #idonthaveaproblem

Dr thunder was a good doctor, but he was to loud and brash for my taste, so I found a new doctor that has similar values, and before you ask, he is super chill #LiveChillDieChill #GotHisPHdInMadChillin #yeah #ThoseAreBladesForSaleBehindMe #NoLiquorStoreIsCompleteWithoutSomeLongKnivesForPlayingThatGameWhereYouStabAroundYourFingers #BecauseWeArentPussies #WeRollDeep

#becausewearentpussies #thosearebladesforsalebehindme #noliquorstoreiscompletewithoutsomelongknivesforplayingthatgamewhereyoustabaroundyourfingers #werolldeep #gothisphdinmadchillin #yeah #livechilldiechill

For insurance reasons I've had to switch doctors #PepperWasASweetDoctor #ButInThisEconomy #NowIRideTheThunder

#pepperwasasweetdoctor #butinthiseconomy #nowiridethethunder

Just the one beer tonight......

Who all is about tonight for some hard quizzing action? We have questions. We have rounds. We have mystery and intrigue? Find out tonight, but you best come down early else you may not get a seat at this exclusive and prestigious event #brewerytap #quiz #jackpot

#jackpot #brewerytap #quiz

A beautiful day for suede and art and looking like a dickhead #dayoff #dayon #it #webegettincultureson #twoshotoftequilaforbreakfast #mydreamsarefilledwithaperfectunifiedworldwhoallwamtmedead #thatandsomeofthelargestbuffetsyouveneverseen

#twoshotoftequilaforbreakfast #it #dayoff #thatandsomeofthelargestbuffetsyouveneverseen #webegettincultureson #dayon #mydreamsarefilledwithaperfectunifiedworldwhoallwamtmedead

Just hanging out watching the on cinema Oscar special #gotthatoscarfever #itschristmasintinstletown #chinaconnection #afreeman #RIPDKR

#gotthatoscarfever #afreeman #chinaconnection #itschristmasintinstletown #ripdkr

Sit and swivel snow #fuckthisbeast #andfucktheeasttooforgoodmeasure

#andfucktheeasttooforgoodmeasure #fuckthisbeast

Sat at mcdonalds waiting for my breakfast #ididntchoosethebrealfastlife #thebreakfastlifechoseme

#thebreakfastlifechoseme #ididntchoosethebrealfastlife

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