' censor this, FUCKER ! '

  ind. selective, multi! bingiplier(s). programmed by beaf. est. 19.6.18. highly selective. markiplier ego.

[knifedmeat-deactivated20180815]

so, on the vote thingy i saw people were agreeing to the idea of me putting all of my muses (that i made a blog for, but haven’t rped on them due to my non-muse mood, i am sorry to any mutual that is waiting for a response from me!)

@alterncted

[artist-in-space]

Hello! I was wondering, if it isn't any trouble, if you could draw Bingiplier and mini Bingiplier chilling. It's okay if you don't want to.

Bing and Mini Bing! 

I tried making this an actual picture… Like a legitimate background lmao

Also tried using Bing’s colors, but the teal blue didn’t come out teal blue from the iPad :(

I hope y’all like it though!

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                   ❝ can you hear us all? we’re all lost in the static ― lost in our thoughts       the layers upon layers of silence ―

                   can you hear us?  ❞

[reprobiangelus-a-deactivated202]

[doubledefault]

GOD IS ALIVE. MET HIM IN RL. (( EMOTIONAL ))

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‘’ i’m scared ‘’

@lcsingstars​

“Oh, that means that it’s working.”

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[ sleep is good for my health. that’s why i’m going to bed, k bye. ]

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eat my sass

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eat my sass

[memesgaloor]

How am I doing with my character?

Send in your constructive criticism, your tips, your unfiltered opinion! Words of love, words of critique, so long as it’s not blind hatred!

[ghostmcdonalds]

send me a "✎" and ill draw your muse

[soughtdawn-a-blog-deactivated20]

Pyrocynical Sentence Starters

WARNING: a lot of questionable stuff is said

❝ I gave it an overall meme out of 10 IGN rating. ❞ ❝ Pardon my swag. ❞ ❝ Hey, baby, guess what? I’m a porn star. ❞ ❝ See you in Hell. ❞ ❝ I just want to go home to my anime body pillow. ❞ ❝ I’m just a misunderstood fourteen-year-old just leave me alone. ❞ ❝ How’s it going, everyone, Mr. Swag here. ❞ ❝ I’m too much of a faggot to actually have a decent life story to talk about ❞ ❝ Mom, what’s porndude dot com? ❞ ❝ You know what I’m gonna do today? Be possessed by the lord of Hell himself, Satan. ❞ ❝ I’m just a middle aged man in the park, filming kids, you know, the usual. ❞ ❝ Lulululululula follow me into the woods, lululululululula don’t tell your parents where you are. ❞ ❝ RED ALERT, WE’VE GOT A LOSER AND A NERD! ❞ ❝ Fair enough, that’s believable. ❞ ❝ YES EXCUSE ME, YOU OVER THERE, HAVE YOU HEARD OF A THING CALLED ‘SWAG’? ❞ ❝ Oh. My. God. ❞ ❝ What do you use the boy’s penis for? What is your objective with the boy’s penis? ❞ ❝ You, slave child, bring me a pen. I must call this girl a bitch whore. ❞ ❝ I live under a bridge, stealing wi-fi from McDonald’s. ❞ ❝ Whoa, better calm down there, missy, that’s quite edgy. ❞ ❝ Oh, wow, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I just found a bunch of dead guys, I swear it wasn’t me. ❞ ❝ It was just a prank. ❞ ❝ How dare you compliment me without my permission? ❞ ❝ Stealing from the dead? Just a bit too far. ❞ ❝ I don’t know why I just did that, I genuinely think I’m just an asshole. ❞ ❝ I’ll tell you what: I’m feeling a little less homicidal today. ❞ ❝ I’ve become the priest. ❞ ❝ Time to smight some evildoers. ❞ ❝ Please don’t mind me, I’m just committing mass murder. ❞

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CHANTING, VOTE.

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[bingiplierdaily]

i don’t have an explanation for this i just thought of bing being stripped of color and feelings while listening to this

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carriageofaerietails said: uncomfortable mireya noises  

[bartloki]

something to tell you starters

all from haim’s 2017 album.

want you back

some things were never said.

I said we were opposite lovers.

just know that I want you back.

I’ll give you all the love I never gave before I left you.

I know it’s hard to hear it.

I had a fear of forgiveness.

I was too proud to say I was wrong.

nothing’s wrong

how could you tell me nothing’s wrong?

go on, tell me what you want.

was it all in my mind?

why do we do this to each other, baby?

could you tell me nothing’s wrong?

it’s obvious. be honest.

little of your love

you’re just another recovering heart.

my love is gonna be enough.

you gotta give me just a little of your love.

don’t it feel like that night was from a dream?

nothing is ever as good as it seems.

stop running your mouth like that, ‘cause you know I’m gonna give it right back.

ready for you

maybe you played way too hard to get.

I promise I will treat you right.

funny how this whole game played.

I wasn’t ready for you.

there won’t be another day I let you get away.

something to tell you

I never stopped or gave up.

in the end, I was innocent.

you could never say it first.

tell me how you feel.

I got something to tell you, but I don’t know why.

it’s so hard to let you know that we’re not seeing eye to eye.

I’ll never say goodbye.

you never knew

It was a weight on my shoulders, a strain on my back, but I love to have you right there by my side.

you couldn’t take it.

go on and say it, was my love too much for you to take?

I guess you never knew what was good for you.

I need to hear you say it, was my love too much for you to take?

time after time I came running to get you.

so much time was thrown away.

you know I love to be in love.

kept me crying

when you sleep, are you dreaming of me? 

if you want me, I’m waiting for you.

if you call me, I’ll pick up.

so don’t call me up just to tell me you don’t love me anymore.

I was your lover. I was your friend.

I’m only just someone you call when it’s late enough to forget.

hurts to say I keep thinking you’ll stay.

I can’t pretend that I’m anything more to you now than someone who’s hard to forget.

after all these tears, after all my years of trying, I don’t wanna hear that none of it meant anything.

found it in silence 

I wanted an honest man.

I was blind, wasn’t I?

I know what’s good for me.

you always talk me down in the end.

I was right, wasn’t I?

you told me not to walk away.

the truth is, it’s your issue, I know I need to let it go.

you’d think I could just laugh it off, but it gets me every time.

walking away

if you were gonna face it you would’ve by now.

I’m walking away.

I know you did it so many times before but I never thought I’d be the one you betrayed.

nothing you could say that’ll make me rethink every chance that we had and messed up, all the times it got away from us.

say something while I can still heal.

right now

gave you my love, you gave me nothing.

I wasn’t even in the running.

you left me searching for a reason why’d you leave.

now you’re saying that you need me.

you let me down at every turn.

did you think this would be easy? 

night so long

I say goodbye to love again.

in loneliness, my only friend.

loneliness, my only fear.