patty stump

I'm really excited because there's rainbow fish on my sidebar

[ohboyfelix]

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[rizaoftheowls]

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

[williamshatspeare]

[apprenticeofdoyle]

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

[ruffboi-mags]

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[truyl-deactivated20140927]

im illegalizing straight marriage

[vyktorkun]

a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action

b) Fuck you

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

im criminalizing straight marriage

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[briannatheloner]

You can be anything. Representation Matters

[saintcranky]

Or a god.

[animatedamerican]

or a superhero

or a gunslinger

or a gunslinger and a queen

or a princess and a warrior and a scientist

[calis-discourse]

WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BLACK POSITIVITY ON THIS SITE

[blkpolyweedbrohunting4goddesses]

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[409ernestjd11]

ANYTHING YOU WANNA BE!!!!!!!! ✊🏿✊🏿

[katoratori]

✊🏽

[transgirl-link]

"you can't tell someone's sexuality from their appearance" there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a 'punch a fascist' pin on her backpack it's physically impossible for that person to be straight

[fwizard]

 #don't judge a book by it's cover but sometimes the cover does in fact tell you a lot about a book

[qunari]

the idea is more for straight people because they literally don't know how to read coding properly....but coding is actually intended to communicate to other LGBT+ people, so

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[dementedgnomicwizard]

JUST GOT MY CRINGE MONEY FROM MY FAIL HUSBAND

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

[ankle-beez]

If the sonic the hedgehog movie can improve on itself and redeem itself in the eyes of its peers then so can you

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[freakonakaleesh]

please stop forcing me to look at fucking big mouth every time I open Netflix. this should be considered a crime

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

[ventrue]

where am i

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

where you belong

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh