Look ma, no hands!

Haha! Hey there I'm Jesus, and I made this blog to piss my dad off! (God as you all know him.) Anywhoo be prepared for floods of whatever I think's gonna piss the Big Man off.

[moonlexi]

going anywhere in public like

[putthegundowngoofy-blog]

okay so i work for an online website that sells books, dvds, games etc and a customer emailed in saying that an image on one of our product listings was wrong

this happens fairly often and it’s usually a book or something that has a new cover or whatever

so anyway i went on the product page they mentioned, which was this Scooby-Doo and the Curse of the Speed Demon DVD, not really expecting much:

,and after a few seconds i realised what was wrong

i could not believe it

we had accidentally used someone’s fucking edit to include speed wagon from jojo’s bizarre adventure and change the name from ‘speed demon’ to ‘speed wagon’ instead of the normal cover

obviously someone just googled the name, found this and added it without paying any attention.

i just can’t deal with this

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

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[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

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[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[ghiblighibs]

Whisper of the Heart (1998)

[honkinonbobo]

this comic is hanging on my fridge because it is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[clawsfangs]

it’s lit 

[doctorfvckingwho]

[pinkfloydd]

[jesuu-deactivated20221127]

[jockxgoth]

[starscream-moved-blog]

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

[forallltoenvy]

[digg]

[nightmareloki]

OH MY GOD

[resoluteryshimmerings]