Butthead

Steal ur man's meat, call me the hamburglar

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[corrucyst]

[blankvhs]

tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game

[segamascot]

we should all have gaiaonline chibi avatars tbh

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[cryptotheism]

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

[howieduet]

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

[cryptotheism]

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

[ayellowbirds]

[christianstepmoms]

contracted cum lung working 15 hour shifts in the cock mines

[ja-khajay]

[cargopantsman]

[deliriumcrow]

I mean, I'm 44 and just learned that you can pick up an egg yolk. Seems like cursed knowledge to me.

[thegrimmlovely]

I don't like knowing this.

[sufficientlylargen]

Garlic makes your fingertips a little sticky, and specifically has mercaptans in it which bond well to the egg yolk, which is why this works.

Mercaptans are sulfurous hydrocarbons that should not be confused with mercaptains, who are ranked just below mermajors in the mermilitary.

[elliewilliams]

[huffylemon]

He do be squintin

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[rongzhi]

A youthful hairstyle

English added by me :)

[rongzhi]

A youthful hairstyle

English added by me :)

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[decayalectical-deactivated20230]

wankable cities

[particles-and-sweet-electrons]

[warningsine]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my boyfriends visiting his brothers

[warningsine]