I'm A Goner

My life long dream is to be a pirate and I'm certain that I am the reincarnation of Thor. I also enjoy anime, blowing things up, music and falling off my skateboard. [[ IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND YOU NEED CERTAIN THINGS TAGGED PLEASE LET ME KNOW~]]

[sosuperawesome]

Devin Elle Kurtz on Instagram

[funnytwittertweets]

[internet-sentences]

My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

[coast-modern]

heavy is the neck that wears the collar

[unclefather]

this made me cry

[whimsyprinx]

,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying

[4gifs]

Win

[4gifs]

Cat is a professional masseuse

[writing-prompt-s]

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in the Underworld, and so on. You have just died in Antarctica.

[lorii02]

From that time Scarlet Moth almost akumatized Marinette, if that really happened.

Also, Adrien Version:

I still love you, Adrien.

[sabertoothwalrus]

[nudityandnerdery]

By Ariana Grande, this can’t be happening.

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

running a d&d campaign is actually so easy you literally just have your friends make up some people and then figure out what are the funniest possible problems for those people to have

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

your cleric ran out on his fiancée years ago? cool, guess whose help the party just so happens to need. the warlock hasn't written home to let her family know she's okay in a few months? great, now they have to come looking for her. paladin has a particular devil she doesn't get along with? well now their souls are bound together and neither can die without killing the other. figure it out, it's your problem now.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#i ship the paladin and the devil

we all ship the paladin and the devil babe in our last session the paladin literally had a psychosexual dream about her

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#i’m the paladin and. yeah#she delights me she infuriates me i want to kill her i want to kiss her#i’m obsessed with her - @azurele

:) :) :)

[memewhore]

[peppermintquartz]

the eye was removed ... in 2019

[jcalvinist]

[jen-iii]

The bedroom scene has me by the throat and I like to think that they had a well deserved nap together afterwards

[opalesc3nt-dusk]

meet pumpkin 🧡

[ktganimation]

[jessicamaccormackrmack]