Douglas Muntz

  "My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you." | Dug Muntz | 17 | Notien |

[thomasfvrd]

“Well alright, if Dug wants to tell me, Dug can go ahead and do it.”

[douglasmuntz]

“What did the beach say when the tide came in?”

[pascalasher-deactivated20150919]

“Asher wants to hear it! What is it dude?”

[douglasmuntz]

“Why did the chicken cross the playground?”

[emmyoverland-deactivated2015112]

“I don’t know why does a seagull fly over the sea?”

[douglasmuntz]

“Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!”

[never-changing-angela]

“As long as you stop peaking in third person, sure.” 

[douglasmuntz]

Dug was just about to tell the girl his new joke when he stopped and furrowed his eyebrows at her, cocking his head to one side. “Excuse me?”

[hoffersonsrevenge-blog]

“I love jokes, so go ahead and tell it to me. I’ll be your audience.”

[douglasmuntz]

“Okayokayokay!” Dug was very much excited to tell his new joke. He tried to calm himself down before he told it to the kind girl. “What do you call nacho cheese tha-” He stopped mid-sentence and furrowed his eyebrows. “Wait, no that is not correct.”

[edasterbunny]

“Yeah alright then, hit me with it.” Ed nodded waiting expectantly for a good joke from the other.

[douglasmuntz]

“Why is there a gate around cemeteries?”

[devinebelle-deactivated20150929]

Stitch stared at the other “No, fuck off.”

[douglasmuntz]

“Well, okay! ”Dug only smiled wider at the boy. “Some people are not always in the mood for a joke. Dug understands that.”

[emmyoverland-deactivated2015112]

“Okay…uhm…if you like. What’s the joke?” she asked curiously.

[douglasmuntz]

“Why does a seagull fly over the sea?”

[shenzijengo-blog]

“Who the fuck is Dug?” Shenzi perked an eyebrow, looking behind the guy to see if anyone was coming up after him.

[douglasmuntz]

“I am Dug!” The boy cheered happily.

[kiarakibwe-blog]

“Well, don’t keep me waiting if you’re so excited. What is it?”

[douglasmuntz]

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

[shelleygmz-blog]

“…alright, Dug, say it before you explode, will you?”

[douglasmuntz]

Dug wiggled some more, “Knock knock!”

[falinehirsche-deactivated201506]

“I love new jokes! Yes please tell me! You get a reward if you make me laugh – just kidding you get one even if you don’t, these are just too many cookies for me.”

[douglasmuntz]

“Where do sheep get their wool cut?”

[bluesuedelilo]

“A joke? Yeah, I’d love to hear it! I love jokes, ‘specially really funny ones, so if you think it’s funny… Well, spit it out! What is it, Dug?“ 

[douglasmuntz]

“What do you call a cow with no legs?”

[tinkcrbellglocke-deactivated201]

Tinkerbell frowned, though the boy’s excitement brought a smile to tug at her lips. “Alright, fine. Go for it, but only if it’s really that funny,” she teased, raising her brows expectantly. 

[douglasmuntz]

“Knock knock!”

[sophie-bennet]

I love jokes! What’s your joke? I’d love to hear it.

[douglasmuntz]

“Knock knock!”

[littlexwebbyxvanderguack-blog]

OOh ooh joke! Sure,I want to hear it.

[douglasmuntz]

“Why did the tiger lose the race?”

[mechcnics]

Uh – Alright?

[douglasmuntz]

“Why did the birdie go to the hospital?"