CHUBBEAR .

Kangin might be an assbutt but I still like him.

[gunnslaughter]

Look, these are gonna be very important later on when he goes on a date with that big dude.

[douliette]

Uuuuh so imma be leaving that hellsite *officially* now so uh if any of yall wanna still see the dumb shit I have to share, i'm over in twitter and instagram, same name, more dogs? It was fun while it lasted, imma enjoy these "rip tumblr" threads on twitter lmao also WE'RE MAKING A COMICS WITH ELI IT'LL BE PUBLISHED SOMEWHERE IN SOME TIME UUUUH READ IT MAYBE? Also fuck you tumblr you dumbass I STILL HAVE BOTS FOLLIWING ME YOU CAN'T EVEN DO *THAT* THING RIGHT

[gunnslaughter]

I’m sorry. I wish I could create proper, actual content. But all I can do are topless guys.

[gunnslaughter]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinktober

[gunnslaughter]

Grump.

[historical-nonfiction]

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

[some-like-it-luke-warm]

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

[nasmora]

Give us the essay op

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[guardofvariansbutt]

The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed to fuck up your ears tattoo shop literally next door. Like I was frantic. Snakes manifested in my house

Piercing guns almost ALWAYS cause infections

They hurt more because they jam dull jewelry into your ear

Needles from a professional are designed to allow for minimum damage thus less pain.

The people working there literally have no idea what the fuck they’re doing and just guess it with a 1 hour training video vs a professional who trained under a mentor for at least a year and has a passion in the craft

They use bad metal for healings (copper, silver, etc) that can irritate ears. Surgical grade steel should be the only thing in your healing piercings

They put them on way to tight, causing swelling issues. Swelling is normal and piercings should be large enough to allow for that

They give you shit aftercare advice and cleaner (literally just buy saline solution at Spencer’s or hot topic for 8 dollars at the most and don’t touch them at all)

If done on cartilage it can LITERALLY SHATTER YOUR EARS

Please if any young girls in your family want their ears pierced take them to actual professional and don’t trust piercing guns. If a professional says your kid is too young (I.e a fucking baby) then trust their professional judgement. It costs more but you are getting essentially a art piece from a highly trained professional who knows what they’re doing vs a part time min wage employee who had 1 hour training on how to pierce ears.

I literally wrote an entire essay in college why piercing guns should be banned with pictures and my professor told me she was so interested in my topic and had no idea and even googled the topic herself out of curiosity and was horrified on the amount of damage they case

[vextera]

I am a licensed piercing professional and this is all sound and accurate advice. Get your piercings done by a licensed professional at a reputable shop. Not at the mall kiosk that uses piercing guns. Not by your friend who ordered a kit off of Amazon. 

Association of Professional Piercers Aftercare Guide:

https://www.safepiercing.org/aftercare.php

[douliette]

Once someone pointed out they're always sanitizing the jewellery but never the actual gun and i've never been able to forget that

[gifsandsound]

[sillyhonoguma]

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

[defunctzombie]

UNMUTE

[spicyhorror-deactivated20220222]

[luna-drinker]

Death flashed before my eyes

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

THAT CAPTION

[andrewminyardy-deactivated20170]

y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

[kateordie]

A-fucking-men

[damnvelmayourjinkies-deactivate]

It’s not even this fucking deep lol like bisexual people by definition are attracted to two or more genders and the gender of the person they are in a relationship with doesn’t validate their bisexuality. Them telling you that they are bisexual validates it. End the stigma that a bisexual girl has to end up with a girl in order to be validated as a bisexual

[thatdoodlebug]

me, browsing for fanfiction: ah yes. the ol’ “enemies to friends to lovers” trope. or, as i like to call it, the foes to bros to hoes AU

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[elirian-deactivated20200123]

@douliette

[berniesrevolution]

[brownnesscrew]