waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas

((An OC roleplay blog of Ma'serba, a Khajiit OC. I just roleplay with anyone, but due to being on mobile my blog won't be fully set up in a while. Like a while long Really long while. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT NOW.))

[dabsquat]

little known historical fact: pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life

[dankmemes99-blog]

[fuckery-inc]

I have a new obsession with snakes in hats. THEYRE SO CUTEEEEE

[ngaobera-archive-deactivated201]

[thesheogorath]

I feel like the only reason I ended up seeing you again is because you probably noticed the fact I used the handle of the wabbajack to masturbate. I assure you it was a mistake. The first time it was, anyways.

Well I mean you could’ve just asked me for help

Also, you’ve surely noticed the Wabbajack feels a lot more… fleshy when you use it like that

*winks*

[dovahkiitter]

Yes, I did, around the second time.

*And then she just dropped down ontop of him for no specific reason staring blankly into the skyceiling*

Ah yes, ask. I suppose the wabbajack also could double as a microphone if I speak loud enough into it, and those don’t even really exist in this universe, nor am I suppose to even acknowledge the fact they exist elsewhere, but alas, enough logic was defied by the fact we procreated and I actually am somehow able to visit you by shoving a magical wonky stick into my vaginal cavity, although I have yet to recall what happens if it goes into my anus, or how I come to realize such things.

*Nobody really knows currently if shes high or not, she probably isn’t, considering one would assume shoving the god of madness’s artifact into ones nether regions would result in such behavior. 

She began to roll around back and forth, not unlike a cat rolling in catnip, making chirping noises and suddenly not caring that she really wasn’t in the place she was suppose to be right now.

If there’s one trait you could argue that she should share with our trash narrator, it is procrastination, since either way, it doesn’t matter if she has a trait shared with her creator that makes her automatically a self-insert despite it being one common shared trait amongst many, she was a mary-sue by canon default anyways, and so she just flailed in her strange existence over the omnipotent being, interrupting whatever he may be doing for the sole purpose of randomly occuring conversation.*

[thesheogorath]

naak dii ulaan reym

Good lord that is a feast

[dovahkiitter]

I actually don’t know where to go with that from here, left, right or low down?

[thesheogorath]

How about a little higher up, to the area around my mouth?

[dovahkiitter]

Around? Or on? Or inside? Maybe sideways? Downways? Noways? And then I will sit down and contemplate the meaning of my lingerie.

[subsolar]

Super awesome opal cubes!!

[honted]

i want to put these in my mouth really bad but i know theyre rocks so im getting pissed off

[dovahkiitter]

edwinvanshroom

[boredpanda]

Fox Village In Japan Is Probably The Cutest Place On Earth

[rudolphsb9]

Shout out to the fox nomming on the other fox’s tail.

[linkkers]

Japan seems so magical

[ultrafacts]

In japan, there’s a bunny island, a cat island, a park with bowing deer, now THIS

edwinvanshroom

[dovahkiitter]

//i only need a mod in skyrim where all the dragons are cheap giant plastic dinosaurs and everybody calls them as such and acts like its a scary fierce thing to be afraid of

[janeeyrepdf]

Delphine: okay so we want you to kill Paarthurnax, we don’t trust him 

Dragonborn:

[anhonorabledemon]

I can't take Hermaeus Mora's voice seriously because he sounds like he has a stuffy nose.

[secrua]

ulfric: we want that city

elisif: that’s not what we are here for. dragonborn, tell him he can’t do that!

tullius: if he wants one of my cities then i want one of his

arngeir: what do you think, dragonborn?

dragonborn: 

[siderealsandman]

Paarthurnax put a hit out on me

This asshole dragon wants me dead because I stole some cheese from the Greybeards

[walkingfoxiest]

[dovahkiitter]

edwinvanshroom

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[blackerinapendleton]

Today in art history class we learned about Victorian weeaboos.

That is, people in the Victorian era who were obsessed with Japan. It was called Japanisma. 

I had to try really hard to not die in class.

[dovahkiitter]

desu

[dovahkiitter]

Heyy. Happy Easterrrrrrrr :D!!!!

//omg hAPPY LATE EASTER SORRY  I WASNT AROUND HONEY <3