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✉️ imessage → liz.

Liz: first of all, those movies are absolute shit bc if the sex is any good, 50 real candles would essentially light the room up in a solid 5 seconds flat. but yes, i have had the pleasure of experiencing such a moment.

Liz: i'm not sure what 'romantic' ideas you had in mind, but if you're planning on pulling something like that, better go with some nonflammable candles. those movies are good at giving ideas, but bad at portraying the consequences. but the roses and champagne will always make up if there are no candles.

Dove: that's what im kinda saying, exactly! there's always so many and it's beyond overwhelming because it just screams fire hazard. every.single.time. oh really? did you have a lot of them around? was it worth the potential possibility of perishing in a fire yes or no

Dove: oh no. no no no no no. i'm not doing this for anyone. i just watch way too many movies that do this because im alone with nobody love. IF i was to ever try it out though... i mean, honestly i can't even see myself doing it because it sounds like too much work. like if thats the kind of romance they want then i'll just go light some birthday candles or something i just dont ???

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✉️ imessage → louis.

Louis: ugh why the fuck do you wanna talk about romance, you might as well gag me with a fork after this conversation

Louis: .. this is such a weird question, idk what you're smoking but whatever it is .. if you could share, it'd be great

Dove: oh, i'm sORRY!?! I didn't realize we could only talk about certain topics here. what else do you want me to throw at you!? I have other questions that don't concern romance bc fuck that.

Dove: i dont want to be happy and in love anyway. if anything this was more of a fire concerned question because safety. seriously tho, your dicks on fire what are you gonna do?

Dove: idk just like everything, i guess.

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✉️ imessage → kendall.

Kendall: my husband and i love lightning candles when we have sex :))) but we also have a bunch of candelabras, which are wAY safer than just setting a candle down and lighting it yOU KnOW ???

Kendall: don't you nORMALLY get sweaty when you have sex ???? like....if its good sex, you're gonna sWEAt.

Kendall: pls do lAy off the sugar, what if you gO into a coma and neVER WAKE UP ???

Dove: okay well i see your point when it comes to the candelabras. they do seem a lot more safer than just laying actual candles all over the floor and tables but i'm still not sure if i'm for this!?! did the candlelight make a difference to the whole thing!?

Dove: I mean, yeah but you're going to get even more sweaty when the room is filled with candles, aren't you? the heat from all the flames and everything idk i jUST DON'T KNOW I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Dove: I CAN'T I'VE ALREADY WENT DOWN THE HOLE OF NO RETURN I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH. now i need to worry about sex candles and sugar comas this is a wild night i can't b r e a the

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✉️ imessage → sophia.

Sophia: I ... have actually done this before.

Sophia: And I can promise you that, despite the dangers that you've pointed out, no one was actually hurt in the process. And it was entirely as romantic as they make it seem in the movies.

Sophia: Though after reading all of this, I may think twice about doing it again ... because I'm now worried about fire safety ...

Dove: wAS IT WORTH IT!?

Dove: I feel like i want to jump on this bandwagon of doing this but at the same time i really don't because my mind isn't going to be focused on anything but the possibility of me burning to death. that's not how i want to go.

Dove: oh, good! that's what i'm here for. fire safety and all that. i'm glad i could put this thought into at least one other person tonight.

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✉️ imessage → avan.

Avan: okay shoot

Avan: maybe not fifty candles, that's kind've excessive

Avan: but i've had sex surrounded by candles, sure. that was also in the bathtub tho. they also have flameless candles which are a+++ bc they also come scented

Avan: sometimes u gotta risk it for the #aesthetic

Dove: Is it excessive tho? I've seen the movies. They're surrounded. It's not just ten of them thrown around.

Dove: i mean. that's better because at least if your candle fell you've got the water there to, like, save you from burning to death.

Dove: wait wait wait. flameless? is that how the movies really do it because you've just ruined my whole point i was trying to make here.

Dove: as long as you don't mind burning your dick off then, yea, sure. live life on the edge, my friend.

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✉️ imessage → open

Dove: let's just talk 'romance' real quick so I can lay down some of my growing concerns.

Dove: have you or have you not ever actually did the thing where you have sex while surrounded by like fifty candles like they do in the movies?

Dove: do people not get sweaty? is it even safe? it screams fire hazard to me! like you're getting it on and pulling out your best goddamn moves and then oops your hand slips and the candle falls then goodbye goes your dick because you just burnt that shit off with your fire filled room all because you wanted to be 'romantic'.

Dove: I just... I have a lot of feelings about this. I'm also going to start laying off the skittles and red bull because i think that's why i'm like this.