[onceiwashere]

this is me, im 12 and I live in the ceiling at Sears and the government wants me dead

[naradreamscape]

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[lesbx]

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

[lesbx]

LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED

[racingbarakarts]

[akiraita]

[transjudas]

The 2020 vibe

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[espadaclover]

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[sobeitjay2]

There was never a time in my life where i wasnt having a midlife crisis

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Me in 6th grade:

[mockwa]

[wheel-skellington]

like if you would jump in, ignore to hurt their feelings

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

found it :)

[venomsboyfriend]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

claim: zuko is a theatre kid

evidence:

- “they butchered ‘love amongst the dragons’ every year”

- remember when he was playing with the knife iroh gave him and he pretended to get stabbed and dramatically fell on the ground

- perfect impersonation of azula and iroh. you know he practices when he’s alone

- “im never happy”

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child

[chewedcorn]

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

[indoorhyena]

[ierodiate]