Downtown Famous

Whoa!

[downtownfamous]

you know, fam is funny. I tell them that I am severely depressed and now they have this idea that the more busy I am the less time I have to be depressed. So now I get to wake up at 6am do yard work and other shit till its time for me to go to work in the afternoon and then get back home at 11pm or so and repeat everyday (while applying for multiple volunteer/paid jobs). So now instead of hating my life for only 12 hours a day I get to hate everything and my life for almost 20 hours a day. And the best part about this is being an introvert so any interaction I have with people completely drains me and now I have no alone time or legit any time for myself. You know I didn't think it was possible to hate my life anymore than I already did, but man was I wrong.

[explicitcherry]

*looks at the moon* well arent you gonna help me bitch

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

love… is stored in the cat

[prismacolorz]

[whiskey-gunpowder]

wtf

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

“You can’t deprogram them.”

So just, allow a sober person to keep the dog?

This is the police trying to make people panic about legalization.

[trilllizard666]

IF YOU LEGALIZE THESE DRUGS WE’LL KILL THIS DOG is totally a normal and cool thing that professionals interested in protecting the people say

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

hey y'all, when i say police training for these dogs is EXTREMELY severe animal abuse, this is what i mean. we need to think very carefully about what is being said here because: dogs who have been duct taped down and torn apart used as fighting dummies can sometimes be rehabilitated. the people training these dogs say they CAN’T be, due to how thoroughly the dogs are “programmed” to have violent responses. which means either this training is beyond cruel and has to stop, or these dogs are in the possession of a group willing to slaughter them for political control despite everything these dogs supposedly give them by having sacrificed their normal dog lives (literally no working animal should be conditioned to be suitable only for euthanization outside of work? they’re not mindless tools, and supposedly we actually love these ones)

almost like the little doggy funerals with American flags and tiny cop badges with paw prints on em are propaganda to justify some awful shit and the victims are everyone in the situation who can’t fight back, the dogs’ targets and the dogs themselves, with cops as manipulative instigators

but when’s that ever happened

[owlgams]

what i wanna know is why are these dogs supposedly trained to tear someone apart for weed possession? dogs here in australia just sniff and sit??

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[curious-wiccan]

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[grifflth-deactivated20150403]

ey girl do you

cause i really

[spadesslick]

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[downtownfamous]

after withdrawing from 3 classes and failing my other 4 and successfully achieving a 0.00 gpa for the semester and being placed on academic probation i feel great

it warms my heart to know that i was supposed to graduate this semester too

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[radicalbundy]

Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display

[goawaynobodyishome]

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

[medicine-nerd]

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

[eggslutsandwich]

oh

[struglife]

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[walkingheads-deactivated2025122]