bee

now showing: hole

[thotgamer-deactivated20211030]

[neueclear]

[hardwrench]

nudist macklemore I wear your granddad’s nothing

[goofstep]

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

[duckdotcom]

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

[duckdotcom]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

when people bring up your past

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[segamascott]

[smalltown-heroes]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ 2016 // 2026 ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[pseudomantis]

the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

[firefox-official]

whats wrong with you

whatever you want

[thecryptkeeper]

[segamascott]

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[pomaril]

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

[miserymorgana]

Now make your feminine lesbians dark skinned.