dog man DP! AU character polls. cool!

this surely can not go wrong

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OKAY NEW PINNED POST!

This is a character poll for my Dog Man AU/OCs, @dead-petey-au! It's very fire you should definitely read it (PLEASE!)

if you wanna know what the brackets are, look here!

The polls will start 4/1/26, which will (hopefully) give enough time for character propaganda to be sent in

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Sydney Grace Lawson (Book 2)

Andrea Mabel Duckhat

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Sydney Grace Lawson (Book 2):

None!

Andrea Mabel Duckhat:

None!

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Petey Duckhat Lawson (Book 2)

TOM

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Petey Duckhat Lawson (Book 2):

"Come on. She's Dead Petey. This au is named after her

She's dead and also she's a girl now. She has a vague redemption arc at the end of Book 2 after trying to kill Sid. She is completely aware of her existence and about her creator and is a headmate in said creators osdd system and it has canon lore to why. She hates everyone and wants everyone to die"

- @c-o-z-m-o

TOM:

"it would be so fucking funny"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Petey Duckhat Lawson (Book One)

Molly Pollywog

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Petey Duckhat Lawson (Book One):

"He's the silly one. He hasn't gone through the full length of The Horrors yet. He's still cool"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Molly Pollywog:

"She's awesome and ex evil like Sydney. Also i like how I drew her in this image"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Catheraine Lawson

Peterson Ralph Duckhat (Book 2)

Voting ended onApr 19

(Image drawn by @i-cloudyink-i)

Propaganda under the cut

Catheraine Lawson:

"Listen. I know she's the villain, but I'm very proud of how she's written. She's not 'oh I'm the villain and I'm bad just because i'm the villain and villains are bad!', she has a reason to be bad and she doesn't even know she's bad. She wholeheartedly believes she's doing the right thing and protecting her daughter, even after killing her own grandson, and she only starts to realize it as she's being horrifically killed bt her grandson as a ghost. She's a pretty bad cat, but a pretty good character. Also she's in doomed yuri."

- @c-o-z-m-o

Peterson Ralph Duckhat (Book 2):

"She's a father of 3. She's a loving wife. She's in a polyamorous relationship. He's bigender. She's plural with osdd. Please vote for her. Pleasw... she's so much better than book one peter"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Li'l Sydney

Lucretia Davila

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Li'l Sydney:

"If she, a fully fleshed out character with traits and flaws, loses to a random character that came to me in a dream, I will be very disappointed"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Lucretia Davila:

"Catheraine's butch lesbian jail gf"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Sid E. Lawson

Teresa E. Barragan

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Sid E. Lawson:

"They're a nerd. They died and came back from the dead after being in purgatory with their dead brother for 10 years. What more do you want"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Teresa E. Barragan:

"She is wonderful I love her. Cripples unite...❤️"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Peterson Ralph Duckhat (Book One)

Sylvester Sid Duckhat

Voting ended onApr 19

No propaganda because I have no clue who i want to vote for so I'm leaving it up to tou guys

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Maxwell Mascot Barragan (Book One)

Petey Fuckhat Lawson / Emo Petey

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Maxwell Mascot Barragan (Book One):

"He's like if weird al and ben folds had a woke transgender baby. + he's in a qpr with his best friend. + he has shrek crocs. + He's just a nice guy."

- @c-o-z-m-o

Petey Fuckhat Lawson/Emo Petey:

"Please it would be so fucking funny if Mascot gets beaten by emo petey for a SECOND time. Please. It would be so fucking funny"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 2

Sydney Grace Lawson (Book One)

Catheraine's unnamed sister

Voting ended onApr 19

Propaganda under the cut

Sydney Grace Lawson (Book One):

"Okay I'm just gonna redo the propaganda from her first round because it still stands:

"She's beauty. She's (not) grace. She will punch you in the face. She has gone through so much. Book One Sydney had her husband left and her son die and now she's caring for another kid. They DESERVE to win. They're just the best character. She's the most magnificent creature in the world. She's a horrible freak that's a dirty sock from the side of the road. She's the smartest person you'll ever meet. They're insanely stupid. She can't regulate her emotions at all unless there's someone worse at regulating emotions around her. They're autistic. They have npd bpd AND ppd. She's hopeless she's hope itself. She hates herself and she loves herself she knows she's great and she knows she's the worst she is the best thing to come from this earth. They use she/they but forget about it most of the time because she just Is and she doesnt gaf about pronouns. She's in a qpr with her best friend. Her son is dead. They attacked their mom and it was wonderful. She died and came back to life. If you don't vote for them im blowing up this entire planet"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Catheraine's unnamed sister:

"Also just redoing the propoganda from round 1:

Okay just read this one shot. Also this:"

- @c-o-z-m-o (featuring @i-cloudyink-i)

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OKAY I FORGOT TO ADD THIS ONE.

BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Catheraine's unnamed sister

Catheraine's unnamed brother

Voting ended onApr 10

Propaganda under the cut

Catheraine's unnamed sister:

"Okay just read this one shot. Also this:"

- @c-o-z-m-o (featuring @i-cloudyink-i)

Catheraine's unnamed brother:

None!

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That's a wrap of round 1! See ya in a week

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Maxwell Mascot Barragan (Book 2)

Petey Fuckhat Lawson / Emo Petey

Voting ended onApr 10

Propaganda under the cut

Maxwell Mascot Barragan (Book 2):

"In a loving marriage and is a father of 3. He's living his best life and he's the best person ever. Still if weird al and ben folds had a transgender baby but now if they had a threesome with one of the beatles"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Petey Fuckhat Lawson / emo petey:

"Please vote for him it would be so fucking funny. Getting beat not only by your dead stepson but an emo version of your dead stepson is so fucking funny"

- @c-o-z-m-o

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Sylvester Sid Barragan

Milo Bernanke Attorney at Law

Voting ended onApr 10

Propaganda under the cut

Sylvester Sid Barragan:

"Look I know Milo's based off of real life milo who's my beautiful stupid son and baby. But PLEASE vote for Sylvester. Milo Bernanke was just a one off character who doesn't even appear in the books himself yet he KEEPS getting artfight attacks NO MATTER WHAT. YEAR AFTER YEAR. IT MAKES ME ANGRY. PLEASE vote for Sylvester Pleaseeee"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Milo Bernanke Attorney at Law:

None!

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Teresa E. Barragan

Melvin T. Fish

Voting ended onApr 10

Edit: Melvin T. Great*

Propaganda under the cut

Teresa E. Barragan:

"If that fucking fish wins i am going to CRY. PLEASE beat his ass Tessa. Beat him with your crutches #cripple (I'm disabled i can say that word Lol. Let's go cripples)"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Melvin T. Great:

None!

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Lucretia Davila

Auto-ism

Voting ended onApr 10

Propaganda under the cut

Lucretia Davila:

"She's catheraines evil toxic lesbian jail girlfriend who's an opossum. You gotta vote for her you Gotta"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Auto-ism:

None!

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BEST DP CHARACTER: Round 1

Andrea Mabel Duckhat

Cindy Lawson

Voting ended onApr 10

Propaganda under the cut

Andrea Mabel Duckhat:

"Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby"

- @c-o-z-m-o

Cindy Lawson:

None!