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Me ... when the cancellation of Happy Endings was made official.

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I Forgot How To Do This

Seriously?  Six months since I remembered I had a blog?  Fuck, I'm smart.

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Sarah McLachlan's back ... kinda ... not with a new album but with a new holiday single.  "Find Your Voice" features youth singers from The Sarah McLachlan School of Music, with proceeds from the sale of the single going to support the school.

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If you're a Canadian blood donor - or a Canadian in need of blood - this fantastic wall post on Canada Blood Services' Facebook page may be of interest to you.

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Lest We Forget ...

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They Just Keep Coming

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The brand new international trailer for the upcoming big screen version of Les Miserables is out ... and I have to let my mother know I'm skipping Christmas dinner.

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One More ...

Bwahahahaha ...

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Further to my earlier post ...

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The Day After: So Many Memes

So many memes to amuse us on the interwebs today ...

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Next For Paul Ryan?

So now that Paul Ryan doesn’t have that swanky VP job to move into … how long do you suppose it’ll be before he shows up to help his cousin Will coach the Glee club at McKinley High?

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Considering Canada?

Oh dear, all those poor disillusioned Republicans who say they’re quitting the States and heading north to Canada in the wake of Obama’s re-election.  I don’t even know where to start with you people. First of all, we HAVE universal healthcare … something your candidate vowed to overturn instantly. Secondly, all the gays & lesbians can marry whomever they want up here … something your candidate said a big “hell no” to. Thirdly, women have – and will always have – the right to choose & to control their own bodies up here … something your candidate also planned to overturn down yonder. But worst of all for you would-be American escapees, you’ll see this shit every time you try to watch something online … You should probably just stay put ... or maybe head to Colorado so you can light up and chill the fuck out.

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Speaking of new music, how about some old music that's new to your ear? From the upcoming Whitney Houston tribute album, this is a little ditty she recorded but didn't include on her last studio album, 2009's I Look To You.  It's called "Never Give Up" ... and it's less than thrilling.  You can probably thank Jermaine Dupri's production for that.

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In case all this election business has got ya down, you could always check out some new Christmas sounds from Backstreet Boys ...

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Happy Halloween!

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Ain't No Proofreaders in Alaska!

Levi Johnston, the guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's kid then posed for Playgirl, married some other chick that he also made preggers. The nuptials went down this weekend ... but based on the typos, spelling mistakes and fonts (seriously, how many did they use?!) on the invitation, I'm guessing they're not familiar with the term "nuptials."

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Papa Joe's New Look

"Papa" Joe Simpson, he who sired Jessica and Ashlee, has split from his wife of thirty-something years, amid rumours that he's taken up with someone both younger and not of the same gender as his soon-to-be-ex. The Simpson family has issued a statement denying "any allegations" around the reasons for the split, without explicitly saying the "G" word ... and neither of Joe's daughters is saying a peep about it. TMZ has posted a snap of Papa Joe out and about ... looking decidedly different than he usually does.  Maybe he's just trying out a new stylist?