dead poets society

mostly incorrect quotes <3

[dpsse]

Neil: I understand that I occupy an extremely dope aesthetic, but my life is actually quite bad

[dpsse]

Neil: *gently taps table*

Charlie: *gently taps back*

Knox: What are they doing?

Todd: Morse code

Neil: *aggressively taps table*

Charlie: *slams hand on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[dpsse]

Chris: I’m a lesbian

Knox: I thought you were American??

[dpsse]

Neil: I need you to swear

Charlie: Fuck

Neil:

Neil: …swear as in promise

[dpsse]

Knox: She is the girl of my dreams!

Charlie: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Knox: I have a lot of dreams.

[dpsse]

Todd: Is Charlie a friend of yours?

Neil: Eh, kind of. Not really. He’s just in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it.

[dpsse]

Knox: Would you slap Charlie-

Neil: yes

Knox: I didn’t even finish!

Neil: Sorry, continue

Knox: Would you slap Charlie for 10 bucks?

Neil: I would do it for free

Charlie: RUDE

[dpsse]

Neil: You deserve the best

Todd: Oh, well thank-

Neil: That’s why I exist.

[dpsse]

Charlie, holding a camera: And now, a gay update with Neil and Todd.

Neil and Todd: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thankyou, you two.

[dpsse]

Todd: Do you ever think about how we never stop tasting our tongues!

Neil: How about I taste yours for a change!

Charlie: I hate this so much. I hate this so much. I’m leaving

[dpsse]

Charlie: So that’s my idea

Neil: Are you open to constructive criticism? I don’t wanna sound mean.

Charlie: No, go ahead

Neil: It fucking sucks

Charlie: That was not constructive criticism

[dpsse]

Charlie’s: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing’

Neil: Wow…you are not ready to hear about trees.

[dpsse]

Neil: I’m not gonna kill myself cause it’ll give clout to the locals

Neil: “I knew him”, no the fuck you didn’t.

[dpsse]

Neil: In my defence, I was left unsupervised

Todd: Wasn’t Charlie with you?

Charlie: …In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

[dpsse]

Knox, knocking on the door: Neil, open up!

Neil: It all started when I was a child..

Knox: That’s not what I meant-

Charlie: Let him finish!

[dpsse]

Todd: I like people who are environmentally aware

Neil:

Neil, pointing at the sky: That is what we call a cloud

[dpsse]

Charlie: Now that I have your attention

Neil: You don’t have my attention

Charlie: *deep sigh*

Charlie: …It’s about Todd.

Neil, immediately: You have my attention