Dr. Rodney Gerald

The Foundations unluckiest researcher, present and accounted for.

[dr-gerald-scp]

I'm not so sure about this.

For whatever reason, everyone else is here, so... might as well join them all! I'm Dr. Rodney Gerald, level 2 researcher, at your service.

Warning you now, though, please stay at least 5 feet away for my safety and your own. Not that you could get to me through a website.

...

Can you all get to me through a website??

IM STILL RUNNING THIS GUYS I SWEAR ASKS JUST TAKE A BIT SOMETIMES 💔💔

Hi!!! I'm the mod (@fandomdreemur)! I tried to avoid making another askblog. I failed, as you can see

Tags:

Gerald Answers - for answers to asks!

By the Water Cooler - for interactions with other blogs!

Private Thoughts - for everything else, I guess??

Rules!!

The mod is a minor, so nothing explicit! Suggestive is fine, but if it's too far I will delete it and very likely block you.

This includes SCP-666-j and the researcher Dr. Gerald into one, so he's both :]

I think this blog cursed me every time I post to it I get mildly injured in some way within a few days

[dr-gerald-scp]

Throws this at you

I- why??

Are these supposed to be my enemies or your enemies? What are these things even supposed to be for?

[dr-gerald-scp]

I'm pondering I'm pondering

You're a leopard shark (Triakis semifasciata not Stegostoma tigrinum) final answer I didn't really need to think on that one

They're just shy cautious little guys

They live along the Pacific coast of North America, from Oregon to Mazatlán in Mexico they eat crabs, small bony fish, fish eggs and clams and they're typically found over sandy flats :3

O-Oh! Thank you, that's so interesting! They're kind of cute, too?

[dr-gerald-scp]

Are they bothering you princess?

[Gerald glances around.]

Am- am I the "princess" here?

[dr-gerald-scp]

*A feral racoon enters your office and steals every single pen you own and your left sock before fleeing*

Wh-! O-Oh c'mon! I just replaced those!

[dr-gerald-scp]

(for mod) I need you to know that when I first thought of the idea of a Dr Gerald blog your blog appeared like an hour later. I thought it was funny lol(same with the Draven blog tbh but that was like a week apart)

OOC: I originally wasn't going to answer this (although it is fun) but i remembered the master post thing of canon SCP ask blogs and thought you might want it? idk here it is

[dr-gerald-scp]

Gives you the eternal joy

Don't use it all in one place 😏😌😉

At least one of you is nice to me...

[dr-gerald-scp]

Hands you a pound of salt.

Take it.

...Why. You could have at least put it in a container, now it's gonna get everywhere...

[Gerald grimaces with pain, the salt irritating the small scrapes on his hands.]

[dr-gerald-scp]

Lowkey if you were a girl I think I’d be into you. You’ve got that pathetic vibe that I’m into, it’s just you being a guy is a huge turn off.

I… how am I even supposed to-to respond to this??

I’m just going to take this as a compliment? So, uh… thank you?

[dr-gerald-scp]

Opinion on puppygirls?

We have a few kind ones in containment, but I have a feeling they aren’t the ones you’re talking about.

I-I don’t think I want to know, either.

[dr-gerald-scp]

Tosses a donut at youre FACE!!!!

Ack!

[The donut hits Gerald right on target this time, then falling to the floor. He seems not very happy with the frosting now covering his face.]

...Thanks. That was totally not a waste of food.

[dr-gerald-scp]

have you ever wanted to turn into an animal?

Who hasn't? Being practically any animal would be better than a human, honestly. It- it would certainly have less responsibilities and danger.

[dr-gerald-scp]

*Tosses a donut in your general direction*

[It hits the wall, and very slowly slides down. Very slowly.]

...W-why? Just place it down gently next time..??

[dr-gerald-scp]

Well, if I was evil, I would've hurt you or the Foundation already instead of sending infos, mh? But I didn't, didn't I?

Hell, I've even chatted with Clef more than once! And he didn't shoot me yet!

And sure, I'll try to send word if I find pur about any breach!

- 💬 Anon

That makes... sense, actually. And if Clef is willing to give you a vote of confidence, then I trust it.

Thanks for letting me know about any breach though.

[officehoursofglass]

Who the fuck put cocaine in my morning tea.

[dr-gerald-scp]

Is- is this why I’ve been unable to focus all day?? Do you think this was some really messed up go for that one statue?

[dr-gerald-scp]

*slowly phases from the ceiling and into the floor of the room, staring at you while bass-boosted music plays out of nowhere*

I am not paid enough for this. Can- can we get security in here? Or, well, down there? Wherever that thing ended up.

[dr-gerald-scp]

Why is there Yuri ad on your page? Spread the propaganda. Tumblr is telling us something.

…What would that even be propaganda for?