#rabid-creature

[thealtoclef]

I wish I was you :(

You're so cool...

Why, thank ya. If ya wanna be me, ya just gotta be █████ and ██████ by █████ and ████ ████ ████████ and ███ ███ ██ █████ to ████ ████ ████████ ███ ████████. And █████ ████ ██████ █████████ and ███████ ████ ███ ███ before ██████ █████. Oh, also don't forget to ███ █████████ ███ █████ ███ ███████████. Also, avoid therapy at all costs.

Pretty simple, if ya ask me.

[cog-works]

You are a Gears I think.

Am I? I did not notice. It is just now I am beginning to realise my name.

[kondraki]

I'm dying and the only cure is a kiss from a hot old man...

Enjoy the afterlife I guess.

[drjiceberg]

Can you explode me please and thank you

I try, you know. You're a slippery little critter. I think one time I saw you scale the walls. Terrifying, by the way, and that's coming from someone who pokes at dead bodies for fun

[dr-cimmerian]

Meow meow meow meow meow. I cannot be contained. I will claw my way out.

If we contained 096 and 682, I highly doubt clawing will get you far with the proper containment cell...

[dr-gerald-scp]

I need to explode oh god oh god OOAAUAHHSGSGAHAH

Please don’t?? You’ll literally die? How- How would you even explode, I don’t see any bomb attached to you?

[ask-talloran]

There is someone I must hunt down. They made friend sad. Not allowed.

Do... whatever you want. Just don't hurt them. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm...

[ask-glass]

GRRRR BARK BARK BARK

Hello today Mr Therapy, do you have food for me?

Woah there! Inside voices. No barking or growling at me. I have my bag of trail mix and granola if you'd like, but you gotta be nice, okay?