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[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[aquiraxuno]

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[thelooniemoonie]

You’ll never guess what game I’ve been playing recently

[cyber-phobia]

Just because your cremate isn’t human doesn’t mean they’re always the imposter

Bonus:

[kazimir29]

“the price of the guilty”

When there’s a reactor meltdown and all your crewmates are dead.

[valdotpng]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

[unholyhymns]

the angels watching Cain kill Abel:

[m1911s-10th-anniversary]

The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

[sunshine-tattoo]

“bro that was one fucking powerful nap if you flew all the way up here”

[catchymemes]

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.

[the-time-bandit]

Daaaaamn that’s cool

[shiftythrifting]

The Straights ™ need saving

[notsonoblen]

I would buy last chance to run and hang it in my home in the most suspicious place I could find

like the shower

[afloweroutofstone]

[mckitterick]

in case anyone else had @wyvernisgod ’s question, I present @vamprisms ’s comment from the notes

[newtonpermetersquare]

NaNi

[houseofmcallister]

I JUST REBLOGGED THIS BUT I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[headoverhiddles]

Jimmy 💓😊

[cuteskitty]

Some pride cryptids!

Happy pride month guys!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk

[avatarmerida]

someone: that’ll cost you an arm and a leg

me: