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Helki | 21 | feel free to talk to me!! American Religion? yeah | Hellenic Pagan in the simplest terms | (he/him)

[greelin]

tired of the “sorry you like men lol” mindset. do not feel sorry for me. i don’t feel sorry for myself. i’m having the time of my fucking life rn

[greelin]

“that’s just a guy” and i like guys. i enjoy them. the more Guy the better

[ap-kinda-lit]

Badass anti-heroes traumatized from being dismissed by their cute daughters

[clover11-10]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[trans-hawk]

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

[nypaingers]

And baseball players 👍🏻

[striders]

being ignored in my moment of absolute CRISIS

[striders]

me and the dispute specialist both sitting in silence after i tell him that the customer wants to dispute some “adult purchases” and the dispute specialist looks at the attachment and goes “aw gross” and we both realize that the other knows what the word “ahegao” means

[dillyt]

[solarsyrup]

one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

[sdwolfpup]

@padlocked-quintus leaving the funniest response in the tags

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

SCAB labour incoming

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[gunzomi]

[metfell]

minecraft add baby endermen immediately

[metfell]

i think to counteract the obvious threat theyd be, make them run away instead of aggro

[akiragatr]

I AM CONSIDERING

[hypersensationalism]

She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs

better but also predictable.

[ptsilenthill]

she calls my dick skyrim the way it can release 6 times and never get old

[network-switch]

she calls my dick skyrim the way it’s been milked for the past 11 years

[hypersensationalism]

ENOUGH

[bigchump1994]

she calls my dick oblivion by how it’s very clearly a product of its time and it must have been impressive to you when you first played it but it’s an awkward mid-point between what came before and after and also how ugly it looks

[bigchump1994]

she calls my dick oblivion because farewell

[mysharona1987]

[sentienttoast]

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lyrslair]

THANK YOU

[enki2]

[guerrillatech]

[sew-birb]

My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as "My partner, Dan"

[toastbutteregg]

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[sugarmountainspring]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[hiveswap]

So is a man topping another man straight

[prismatic-bell]

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.

[math-memes]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

is this the wrong choice of fabric for a chiton gown? I am NOT going for historical accuracy

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I think it could look pretty cool…. maybe TOO cool….

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it’s polyester but it’s working for me…

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

here it is! not sure if I want to add more buttons to the sleeves (they’re shaped like little Roman coins, lmao) or not… I kind of like the open arms

[trueishcolours]

Please please please I am BEGGING you post the pattern

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I did. It’s the second image.