I Dont Know What This Is Anymore

How ever you want to describe this dump of a blog

[dr-merlin-who]

Dating standards rapidly declining here on yik yak

[dr-merlin-who]

My brother just got the vacuum out and started vacuuming his clothes. My mother, father and me were all very confused.

[vuls]

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

[pansexualpaperdragons]

dr-merlin-who

[dr-merlin-who]

Most recently : feel my feet! They're so smooth (i usually have cracked tough feet, that I'm ashamed of)

[weloveshortvideos]

2 weeks old

[motherhenna]

smol high five

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

my heart

[fiantodurri]

say yes to the dress is the most frustrating show when girls bring their fiances with them to shop bcuz they just sit there and say the dumbest shit as if they have any idea what they’re talking about

girls going on about how much she loves ruching on a dress and this asshole sitting there in his khakis and mustard polo laughing at it and says she looks like a fish but if she chooses it he’ll “try not to judge her” when he sees her

bitch this dude’s opinion is worth literally less than shit what are you DOING it’s your fucking WEDDING DRESS are u kidding me rn

ladies if ur fiance doesnt look like he’s seeing athena herself descending from the holy heavens when he sees u, and if he looks even a little like he’s trying not to judge you then u need to TURN AROUND and MARCH your pretty little ass back down that aisle and slam the door

I want you to love yourselves ok

[dr-merlin-who]

Basically your partner should think you look as beautiful/handsome as your mum has always told you you do, and should make sure you know how amazing they think you look. This doesn't just apply to weddings either.

[violue]

[dr-merlin-who]

A day well wasted for me, painting this money box.

[dr-merlin-who]

In my psychology stats class. And my teacher has a demon worship video accidentally come up...

[love-this-pic-dot-com]

How Is Your Relationship

[dr-merlin-who]

Dammit pete get your own bed

[dr-merlin-who]

Chat with me?

I've been feeling kind of shitty lately, and want to talk to someone but feel like i dont have anyone to talk to, is there anyone out there willing to just chat? Just chat about anything. Like i can talk about walls if you want, any words will do.

[i-times-two]

The reasons why women take so long in the shower

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.

[dr-merlin-who]

I dont know what I'm doing with my life but it is becoming increasingly lonely and the more i realise how alone i feel the more i want to make myself shrink and become unnoticeable and i dont know how to stop this

[dr-merlin-who]

My nonna and drugs, 2

Me: people used to think using marijuana was a good way to relax

Nonna: well it is, i guess

Me: ..nonna!

[dr-merlin-who]

My nonna and drugs, 1

Nonna (talking about how my nonno used to grow tobacco): ...there was also some men who would sniff this white powder, i dont know what it was but they used to sniff it

Me: do you want to know what that white powder was? They were snorting coke nonna.

[hurricaneclouds]

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

[bondange]

hey is anyone else on team ‘i could listen to dan howell talk for weeks about anything because he has incredibly thought out opinions and such an intricate thought process also he’s cute’ bc i sure am

[jennserr]

pros about being in lesbians with a girl

can makeout in the girls bathroom

girls are cute af

wear each others’ clothes

fantastic sex

cons about being in lesbians with a girl

?????

there aren’t any??

[jennserr]

it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl

she won’t kill the spider either

two periods

[dr-merlin-who]

On the plus side though, there's a mutual understanding when you dont feel like having to shave for a while