Dragon Hell

Because I have sunk deep into it. Also, main blog. Message me if you want! Just keep it SFW and non-political :3

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Attacka

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world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

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for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

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World Heritage Post

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Two time award winning post

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Happy mar10 day

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Happy pride everypony

[corvidaedream]

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that’s apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly “daniel, stop that” the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like “Hey! Cut it out.” and then vanishes and no one believes this child

[norue67]

Do not worry! I can’t do anything but I will cry with you

[assumptionprime]

choose your fighter

[description: Image 1: Professor Turo sitting by a window, “Your Porycoin is completely secure in your wallet, and since everything is stored on the blockchain–” Image 2: Professor Sada pulling a Basculin out of a river with her bare teeth and growling in feral rage.]

[dilfosaur]

draws more bipedal sprigatito evolution to manifest bipedal sprigatito evolution

[kolo5430]

WHO IS NAMING THESE?

[eldritch-flame]

Remember when we were calling Sprigatito ”weed cat” because of its design?

It’s literally weed cat now

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Okay, so (Sorcerer) has Excalibur, I have a Power V enchanted bow, and (Fighter) has a chonky boot that's somehow better than both of them

-Our bard, after our (brand-new to DND) DM gave a level two party homebrewed gear that should be going to level 15 players

[otherwindow]

[theconcealedweapon]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

this is one of christians’ favorite things to ignore. quite possibly their all-time favorite thing to ignore.

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

[beaft]

i think i'm funny and that's the main thing

[denn1s-lessing]

@millenianthemums

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

filled with a deep animosity towards humankind and indifference towards my friends and loved ones and values because I am awake past 2 AM

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the TV is on too loud in the other room and I have lost the capacity to love

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Good Morning. I Am No Longer Evil.

[tyrantisterror]

I want a dinosaur documentary series that has an episode called “T.rex has a nice day,” where instead of the standard Dino doc late cretaceous stuff (life or death fight with armored herbivore followed by death via apocalyptic meteor), the T.rex just has a nice day.  Wakes up, eats the carcass of yesterday’s kill, goes on a walk through their territory, drinks from a steam, walks some more, goes back to the kill for dinner, sleeps.  Just a pleasant day for T.rex.

[tyrantisterror]

Now I know what you’re thinking: “That sounds pretty boring.”  BUT!  All the interesting shit you’d expect to happen in a dino doc WOULD happen in this episode - just in the background.  Miasauras protecting their nests from egg thieves?  T.rex strolls by it.  Triceratopses battling in a dominance display?  T.rex walks past it.  Dromeosaurs try to take on an ankylosaurus?  T.rex keeps on trucking.  Edmontosaurus attacked by a Deinosuchus?  T.rex takes a big sip a few dozen feet away.  Quetzalcoatlus spears a proto-mammal?  T.rex doesn’t even notice.

T.rex has a pleasant day.

[tyrantisterror]

At the end of the episode T.rex watches the night sky and we see a shooting star.  We expect it to be the asteroid, and at first it seems something grim will FINALLY happen.  But then it keeps falling, and falling, a burns up in earth’s atmosphere until it lands nearby T.rex, being no bigger than a golf ball.

T.rex has a pleasant day.

[tyrantisterror]

THANK YOU PREHISTORIC PLANET!

[carnival-phantasm]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

y'know maybe letting him into the public domain was a bad idea

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

no this is good

[transxfiles]

you may notice i use the phrase “my beloved” frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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girl help the pessimists found me

[phoenixichi]

“girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me”

[tiefling-enjoyer]

[that-house]

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

[headspace-hotel]

“The universe doesn’t care” but I do

[oc-growth-and-development]

Imagine your OCs competing with each other to see who can make the best cookies