Whitby Bae

🦇Anna - Aspiring Goth - She/Her - Cis🦇 Loves Daddy Drac and his 50 boxes of Transylvanian Dirt

[everythingfox]

[abbaswift]

this tweet is life changing

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Yep

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

[sexhaver]

literally every single time without fail

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

[sexhaver]

i am and i do, ponyfucker

[guu]

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

[guu]

[ancientson]

*gets into an accident and dies because I put bumper stickers all over my windows to own the libs and now I can’t see*

*horsefucker3000 is the only person to attend my funeral*

[firstgrave]

“I’ll fuck your dad” bisexual women looooove weaponizing their sexuality against homosexuals instead of listening to genuine criticism.

Weaponizing my sexuality to become your stepparent

[vonnabeee]

i love dimitri

[rslashrats]

[prinzcake]

fe3h context/mononoke au because i thought it was very fitting 😭

[bengalisasuke]

some tumblr post: why aren’t you stanning any female characters? is it your misogyny? is it your internalized misogyny and your anti-feminism you misogynist?

me, a lesbian with respect for swag and characters that don’t look like pussies: i watch shonen anime

[puffinmaster246]

Tumblr posts love to blame you for the medias boring portrayal of female characters lol

[draculuvv]

What’s your TRUE Name (real)

[draculuvv]

Here are the true and valid horoscopes and all the rest are fake

aries: wants to tenderly kiss Count Dracula

taurus: wants to spoon with Count Dracula

gemini: wants to Top Count Dracula

cancer: wants to Bottom Count Dracula

leo: wants to stargaze with Count Dracula

virgo: wants to hold hands in public with Count Dracula

libra: wants to lock eyes from across a crowded room and share a loving moment with Count Dracula

scorpio: wants to bang Count Dracula

aquarius: wants to share deep secrets at 3 am with Count Dracula

sagittarius: wants to receive a loving back rub from Count Dracula

capricorn: wants to play a romantically charged game of Truth or Dare with Count Dracula

pisces: wants to go to the movies with Count Dracula

[draculuvv]

what your favorite Dracula (1931) poster says about you (open to see! :) )

[draculuvv]

oh god oh fuck oh god they colorized him oh god oh fu

[draculuvv]

My Dearest Nonexistant Followers,

I am absofruitly SEETHING I am FROTHING at the mouth as I write this (pretend Im aggressively scrawling this in cursive with a fancy ink pen) ..... The NORMIES on Inst of Gram do not seem to take KINDLY to my Vampire F̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ Affinity.... This is why I have abandoned my homeland, just as Daddy Drac with his trusty dirt boxes, to make this VENT POST.... Also I might post art here sometime uwu

-Anna

[draculuvv]

love him or hate him....we ALL want to fuck him